by bootyman89 September 18, 2011
The curvature in a male humans penis caused naturally or by frequent jerking motions to one side or up or down. The cells on one side of the penis break down or stretch whilst the opposite side of the penis's cells contract forming a curvature similar to that of a banana.
Jared: So I met this guy named Tom at the gym the other day and was tryna get into his pants all week. Finally, I got the courage to ask him to dinner just as buds but, things got heated and right before I started sucking his dick I realized that I couldn't suck it because it was too curved over to the right. It was massive and I know I couldn't take it but I did my best anyways. It was like a giant, 9 inch, mutated banana.
Ben: Dude, I can't believe you took a 9 inch German Curve! That's hella hot!
Jared: I know! But don't even ask about how it got up my ass!
Ben: Dude, I can't believe you took a 9 inch German Curve! That's hella hot!
Jared: I know! But don't even ask about how it got up my ass!
by Dandylion1504 January 04, 2014
Verb: The act of interfering with a fellow classmate's exam preparation in order to surpass them in the finalized class ranking.
by guano1 November 19, 2019
a group of 2 gay guys and 1 hot chick. or 1 hot gay guy and 2 chicks, very fashion oriented but broke.
* gay=not straight
curve=not straight
* gay=not straight
curve=not straight
hey look,here comes club curve!
by liYao March 29, 2009
A grading scale of coworker hotness that tends to form after weeks, months, or years of working among the same individuals. Based on the coworker curve, the least ugliest becomes the hottest and the ugliest becomes the least hottest.
The coworker curve has similar effects as beer goggles. It no longer relies on common sense standards of hotness and sex appeal. For most it happens subconsciously, you'll walk into a workplace for the first time and see all 2's and 5's (out of 10), and months later you'll find yourself checking out that same 5 as if they were a 9. Or even worse, you start bringing that fugly beat to parties and showing them off to your friends.
The coworker curve has similar effects as beer goggles. It no longer relies on common sense standards of hotness and sex appeal. For most it happens subconsciously, you'll walk into a workplace for the first time and see all 2's and 5's (out of 10), and months later you'll find yourself checking out that same 5 as if they were a 9. Or even worse, you start bringing that fugly beat to parties and showing them off to your friends.
Coworker: I thought Sally was pretty ugly when I first started working here, but after a few months..... she's actually pretty cute.
Me: Yea, she's cute based on the coworker curve , but uglier than shit in real life.
Me: Yea, she's cute based on the coworker curve , but uglier than shit in real life.
by MrValentin0 December 01, 2016
Brooklyn has flat curves
by CaptainFabulous May 27, 2018