A quiet, hard-working, humble and loyal friend. TJ's are great to know and even better to be around. Quite a popular person, always found at parties, often found with a Dan or George. Very athletic individual, when he's not in a party playing smite with his friends, you can be sure to find him on the tennis courts #Champin in doubles with his dad. TJ's apply themselves to their jobs (often at Tesco) always looking to grow and improve both professionally and individually. Good-looking and intelligent, you should never let a TJ go, also looks like Wayne Rooney.
Guy: Hey you know TJ?
Girl: Yeah! Saw his last night and he showed me his Smite guru, what a player!
Girl: Yeah! Saw his last night and he showed me his Smite guru, what a player!
by JSAnimal May 31, 2018
Get the TJmug. 
You're cute
You're funny
You're adorable
You're sweet
You're amazing
You're weird
You're lovable
You're everything I could ever want
You're mine
You're funny
You're adorable
You're sweet
You're amazing
You're weird
You're lovable
You're everything I could ever want
You're mine
by xbrennaalyse January 8, 2012
Get the Tjmug. Note: TJ (capitalized) not tj (not capitalized)
Earliest historians figure that TJ means:
Tubular
Jugular
The exact meaning of TJ is not known except that it was the name of the ancient greek god of "Always listening to his iPod and occasionally zapping mortals with his unbearably good looks".
A "TJ" sort of person usually has ridiculously good hair and a natural ability to air guitar.
A "Not-TJ" sort of person usually finds themselves walking into walls and taking long stoner drives before realizing their car isn't moving whatsoever and is still parked in the driveway.
To "Pull a TJ" means to perform a feat of unsurpassable awesomeness.
Earliest historians figure that TJ means:
Tubular
Jugular
The exact meaning of TJ is not known except that it was the name of the ancient greek god of "Always listening to his iPod and occasionally zapping mortals with his unbearably good looks".
A "TJ" sort of person usually has ridiculously good hair and a natural ability to air guitar.
A "Not-TJ" sort of person usually finds themselves walking into walls and taking long stoner drives before realizing their car isn't moving whatsoever and is still parked in the driveway.
To "Pull a TJ" means to perform a feat of unsurpassable awesomeness.
Example:
Dumb Girl - "Hey is that TJ over there? He looks like a pirate."
Smart Girl - "No, that's a TJ-wanna-be. TJ is over there."
Dumb Girl - "Where? Behind that glorious beautiful shining light of pure awesomeness?"
Smart girl - "No, that light is the sun shining off of his perfectly-maintained long flowing hair."
Example 2
Chuck Norris - "Did you see what I just did?"
Mortal - "Are you talking to me?"
Chuck Norris - "I was surrounded by 200 killer robots with death rays and I managed to pull a TJ"
Mortal - "... please don't kill me."
Chuck Norris - "I guess I won't have to deal with those robots anymore.
Dumb Girl - "Hey is that TJ over there? He looks like a pirate."
Smart Girl - "No, that's a TJ-wanna-be. TJ is over there."
Dumb Girl - "Where? Behind that glorious beautiful shining light of pure awesomeness?"
Smart girl - "No, that light is the sun shining off of his perfectly-maintained long flowing hair."
Example 2
Chuck Norris - "Did you see what I just did?"
Mortal - "Are you talking to me?"
Chuck Norris - "I was surrounded by 200 killer robots with death rays and I managed to pull a TJ"
Mortal - "... please don't kill me."
Chuck Norris - "I guess I won't have to deal with those robots anymore.
by Renegade65 July 16, 2009
Get the TJmug. a hilarious and charming guy, who is also the biggest jerk you know, he is cute, athletic, and has an amazing flirtatious personality, and even if his package is a little undersized he still makes up for it big time
He's so TJ, I wanna go out with him!
by annierain February 21, 2010
Get the TJmug. Tit Job - When a penis is place gently betwixt two breasts which are pressed together and slid back and forth perpendicular to the orientation of said breasts.
by TJ the TJ May 26, 2011
Get the TJmug. Bro1: yo Samantha gave me the best tj last night
Bro2: cool Mann,Samantha is such a slut,I'll pay her a nickel for a bj instead
Bro2: cool Mann,Samantha is such a slut,I'll pay her a nickel for a bj instead
by Dipitychee August 6, 2016
Get the Tjmug.