toolass

someone with the capacity to annoy which deems them worthy of being both a "tool," or penis, and an ass.

D.J. was the biggest toolass, he thought he was the biggest punk ever but we knew better.

by Ms. Ruff March 4, 2004

Toland

1. Observant, analytical and intuitive. Can read minds and look into the future.
2. Wise and full of knowledge and understanding. If speaking, take heed.
3. Full of high-lair-it-T

4. Known for having high butts.
5. Kind and bodacious! If found, don't let go.

When imparted with supreme knowledge, you've just been Toland'd.

by Banyanyas September 10, 2009

tilapia

a word that means vagina.

(tilapia reminds me of a labia, so it is now used in place of vagina).

my girl friend is having me over for tilapia tonight.

i want to eat delicious tilapia.

may i have some tilapia please.

by vdez March 14, 2011

Tolay

IM talk for "Thinkink of laughing at you"!When you want to laugh at somebody, but not let them know.

You:I'm Tolay Today, How about you
Other Person(Not knowing what it means): Why thank you that is nice.

by EJcoolguy May 14, 2007

TINLA

This Is Not Legal Advice.

TINLA ... I am not a lawyer so what I say in this Internet chat room should not be construed as such.

by Diane aka the BITCH July 15, 2005

ticolandia

Nickname for Costa Rica. Derived from their penchant to use tico as a diminutive and as an alternate to Costarriqueño.

Disembarking from airplane:
Tico Grandmother: Mira mi chiquitico!
Nuyotico: It's good to be back in Ticolandia.

by Nuyo April 30, 2008

tolan

A slightly demented person who has great difficulty in shutting up when inebriated. can also get hideously drunk at new year and try to leave in the middle of the night without his shoes.

goddamn that tolan, he wont shut the hell up

by Tamothy666 December 24, 2008