Timothy Wade

A measurement of time, distance, weight, and even speed. He is the oldest living thing in the universe. Able to reproduce asexual. Able to fly because he isn't intelligent to know he can not fly. The father of Zeus, Poseidon, and Hades. Impregnates women just from the utterance of his name. A god among men.

Wade is what I aim to achieve. Timothy Wade

by Wade's first Victim August 24, 2011

timothy leary

An adovocate for LSD. His famous saying was "Turn on, tune in, and drop out." He was also Wynona Rider's godfather and the Moody Blues wrote a song about him called Legend Of A Mind.

That Timothy Leary was sure crazy

by Steve January 15, 2005

Timothy Butler

A world renowned photo instructor at Abington Heights, Timothy Jimothy Butler, Also known as Mr. Butler, is known for his unique fascination with the 2001 Dreamworks Character Shrek, and also known for assisting Paul Rowlands in the defeat of Thanos.

"Uh, shutter speed, aperture, ISO." - Mr. Butler

"Mr Butleeerrr!" - Meme Lord "What in the name of Timothy Butler?!"

by The Meme Lord December 12, 2019

Timothy Leary

The high preist of LSD

Timothy Leary's dead,
no no no no he's outside,
looking in.

by Rob March 31, 2004

Timothy Dalton

(a)actor who played a very underrated James Bond in two movies (1987-The Living Daylights, 1989-Licence To Kill)
(b)The second best James Bond ever (next to Sean Connery)
(c)The most dangerous Bond ever

Timothy Dalton was a great James Bond

by John Garber December 29, 2005

Timothy Heller

some idiot that lied about rape for clout

“Hey have you heard about Timothy Heller?”

“Yeah she’s complete and utter scum”

by ZoeyLBBH August 24, 2019

Timothy Leary

LSD + Marijuana legalization activist, highly education man with a PhD.

When Marijuana's legal, you're gonna be in a for big surprise!

Vietnam wow, c'mon, the draft, c'mon, compulsory education, c'mon, Reagan and Nixon and Humphrey, c'mon, who are you kidding?

by dan November 23, 2003