Rusty Throne

During sexual intercourse, giving a woman who has not wiped her ass in a few days a reverse cowgirl.

God, my dick still has crap on it from that Rusty Throne
I like Rusty Throne's

by K. Lintock. January 23, 2010

phone throned

When someones calls you while they are on the toilet. Using the facilities while talking.

Gross! That guy at the club last night phone throned me this morning. I heard the whole symphony he played.

by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife January 16, 2009

Dick Throne

When a gentlemen provides a back rest to a female riding dick, by using his legs, creating a throne that you won't want to stand up from.

Cindy: Have you sat on Jack's dick throne yet?
Jane: Of course, I'll never turn down a dick throne!

by Mike E.D. March 4, 2009

throner boner

A figuritive expression of phallic pleasure, resulting from the watching of Game of Thrones.

also used in describing the activity of watching Game of Thrones.

'what are you doing sunday night?'

"I am going to get my throner boner on" roughly translated as: 'I am going to watch Game of Thrones'

'Did you see last weeks' episode?'

"yeah, it gave me a total throner boner"

by BuffaloGal87 January 10, 2015

Emergency throne call

When your sitting around and your stomach does an unexpected turn for the worse like you just ate 10 fiery burritos the night before.

This chick was giving me the best blowjob ever unfortunately I had to stop and make an emergency throne call. I Got finished wiping and got right back to it tho.

She's a dirty girl

by Krizbanger August 26, 2011

frozen throne

1. When you wake up to go take a shit in the middle of winter, and the toilet seat is so fucking cold it shocks you into unpleasant alertness.
2. The expansion pack for Warcraft III. Notice how they didn't balance the original game until the expansion was practically upon us.

"OMG NERF CASTER"
"Dude chill out, buy TFT and make Spellbreakers."
"GHEY!"

by Anonymous June 24, 2003

throesch

the smallest creepiest person you will ever meet. another word for hobbit. resides in the shire with his fag freind Samwise Gamgy.

watch Lord of the Rings.... there is a throesch everywhere you look

by iyaoyas230 October 8, 2009