Two Thousand and Sixteen
2016
MMXVI
(too-thow-zund-sics-teen)
Noun, Proper
An individual year that took place over two thousand years into the Common Era (CE) where everyone important died, the worst American election in history took place, great social unrest occurred, and generally shitty events and movies happened. It is generally agreed that the world should have ended on this year instead of 2012 (many in America hope it happens before November 8th).
Also pronounced "Two Thousand Sixteen" or "Twenty Sixteen", this term is considered an insult and slur in the parts of the world where western culture and media is predominant.
2016
MMXVI
(too-thow-zund-sics-teen)
Noun, Proper
An individual year that took place over two thousand years into the Common Era (CE) where everyone important died, the worst American election in history took place, great social unrest occurred, and generally shitty events and movies happened. It is generally agreed that the world should have ended on this year instead of 2012 (many in America hope it happens before November 8th).
Also pronounced "Two Thousand Sixteen" or "Twenty Sixteen", this term is considered an insult and slur in the parts of the world where western culture and media is predominant.
"We don't talk about Two Thousand and Sixteen"
"I got AIDS and a kidney stone after my girlfriend broke up with me in 2016"
"Harambe died in 2016. Praise be to him"
"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton ran for President in 2016"
"Everyone I love on my blog died in 2016"
"Suicide Squad AND Batman/Superman came out in 2016"
"I got AIDS and a kidney stone after my girlfriend broke up with me in 2016"
"Harambe died in 2016. Praise be to him"
"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton ran for President in 2016"
"Everyone I love on my blog died in 2016"
"Suicide Squad AND Batman/Superman came out in 2016"
by BigSlimJimmy August 29, 2016
Taylor Swift song. Masterpiece. The BRIDGE!!! Taylor performed it live at Tiny Desk. Swifties have a meme with traffic lights. Taylor asks them if it's gonna be alright but they don't know.
by AtinySwiftieStarlight October 19, 2019
by ShawnCO August 08, 2007
A Thousand Year Poop occurs when you think to yourself, "Golly, it feels like I haven't pooped in a thousand years!"
*And then you proceed to poop for a thousand years*
*And then you proceed to poop for a thousand years*
Jeffbro: Duderino Willies, I pooped so long the sky went from light to dark!
Dudewillis: Sounds like a Thousand Year Poop to me, Jeffrey Bruthers!
Dudewillis: Sounds like a Thousand Year Poop to me, Jeffrey Bruthers!
by Guymans February 05, 2013
Guy: So, whats wrong with it?
IT Guy: Man, this PC has so many damn bugs. It's a death by a thousand papercuts type deal.
IT Guy: Man, this PC has so many damn bugs. It's a death by a thousand papercuts type deal.
by balls man 1564 October 26, 2022
by BlackStarr May 11, 2014
The term "The power from a thousand virgins" is used either as an attack in some card games or in real life. It means that one literally would attack (or fuck) their opponents with a force soo strong, it was as if a virgin hitting their hardest a thousand times.
by Dualmaster69 June 26, 2020