weep

a joke about naruto

im gonna weep you if you dont stop

by symsyjsyrjtjk6 March 22, 2023

weeping conk

A person who oozes toxic negativity. Named after a type of tree fungus that oozes liquid from its pores.

“Stop being such a weeping conk! You are killing the vibe of the room!”

by The Snarky Cat Lady October 15, 2020

I saw the face of god and it was weeping

When you see something so fucked up even god would weep if subjected to it

Friend 1: I just watched Shoujo Ramune
Friend 2: what’s that? I’m gonna search it up
Not that long after
Friend 2: I saw the face of god and it was weeping. What the fuck was that!?

by Yabeast10- March 22, 2025

Weeping banana

A penis during and just after ejaculation. The ejaculate appears to be weeping from ones banana.

Could also refer to someone with a case of the drip.

Johnny used his weeping banana to give Sally a money shot.

by Poop emoji May 17, 2019

Soothing the weeping Cyclops

Male masterbation

"Be right there I'm soothing the weeping Cyclops."

by Reverend War June 13, 2018

Weep

To shed tears , cry

I am weeping.

by Veldre2 June 28, 2018

Internally Weeping

looking fine from outside , but crying from the inside

he did not tell me , but it was clear that he was internally weeping

by kamo315 October 12, 2023