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Tragedy Averted

WHAT!? BEYONCE ALMOST CAUGHT A STRAY!?
Hym "Nonononono, the carry part is THIS: The news anchor starts by saying 'TRAGEDY AVERTED' Beyonce almost got hit by a stray bullet! Do you know WHY Beyonce didn't get hit!? Because a passerby TOOK THE BULLET TO THE HEAD! HOW IS THAT A TRAGEDY AVERTED!? MORE LIKE 'TRAGEDY DEFERED!' WOW BRO! That is fucking WILD! They said she would have took it in the arm or shoulder if it would have hit her so... It would have been BETTER if she got hit! I don't know if the passerby is dead but I ASSUME they are but yeah. TRAGEDY AVERTED! Somebody took a bullet for Beyonce (who wouldn't have died if she had taken it herself). Crazy!"
by Hym Iam March 14, 2025
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Shower tragedy

what happens in shower stays in shower.
A: have you seen Robert recently?
B: no, why?
A: He looked like someone who's had shower tragedy.
B: Oh, damn, that must've hurt.
by thelegendtwentyeven June 8, 2022
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Grief/tragedy/sympathy machine

A machine that needs functional, cooperative parts to keep going.
If the coronavirus hype didn't keep going, people would begin to wake up. Therefore the grief/tragedy/sympathy machine keeps it going, keeps the misinformation spreading like wildfire.
by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020
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time tragedy

Realization that you have missed on something important, significant or with the potential for being life changing, because of when you were born.
Time Tragedy: He considered her unique outlook on life and affinity for him to be another one of those time tragedies because of the considerable difference in their ages.
by Z. Itchy September 18, 2017
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The Great Tragedy

A phrase used to describe either someone's birthday, someone's conception or the September 11th Attacks
" Wow, Dave, I can't believe you were born on the day of the Great Tragedy."
"You know I wasn't born on 9/11 right?"
"No, I'm talking about the day your mother was born"
"Shit"
by BoobaFeet42021 January 19, 2022
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Tweeting Tragedy

An instance in which an individual who tweets on a regular basis thinks of an inspiring and authentic tweet; however in the process of going to tweet this inspiring thought, the individual forgets what he/she was going to tweet
Today, I logged onto Twitter then had a tweeting tragedy.
He thought of something incredible to tweet, then had a tweeting tragedy.
I saw someone else's tweet then had a tweeting tragedy.
by DanDoellion August 17, 2011
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Trackside tragedy

A term for track and field runners, implying they are overly dramatic, weak, and lack the competitiveness of real athletes, embodying a sense of failure and insignificance in the sports world
"After watching the race, I couldn't help but think of him as a trackside tragedy, all show and no substance"
by Johnthegrassfairy325762365 October 15, 2024
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