A pirate shredder is when a female is performing oral sex with cap'n crunch in her mouth and when you ejaculate you scream swab the deck then continue to ejaculate blood all over her body as if she was being shot with cannon balls.
You : yo I was fucking lindsay lastnight and she gave me a pirate shredder.
Ya boi: yo for real?
You : yeah there was blood everywhere.
Ya boi: yo for real?
You : yeah there was blood everywhere.
by A well known wigger March 31, 2021
A blowjob, typically performed incestuously, where the giver shreds up the receiver's dick due to their mishapen teeth.
I was with my sister at the swimming hole on Saturday and hooooowee she gave me the hottest Tennessee Shredder!
by A Victim Of Saber March 22, 2021
A person who is a bully and hurts people's feelings all the time even after he graduates and becomes staff at the school. He also does sexual stuff that people are not comfortable talking about. The person that he talks about usually wants to leave the building. and sometimes does.
by soundtech August 18, 2011
A man so bald it looks like someone has shredded his head with a law mower. Then finished it with danish oil and wax
by Slutchamber42 May 11, 2021
by brafy November 24, 2021
A shredder is a type of girl who intentionally bites dicks and gets mad for being made fun of for it. A shredder is usually a slut bouncing through different boyfriends bi-weekly.
Fred: "Yeah, me and becky broke up because she found another guy."
Joe: "Its okay man, she was a shredder anyway."
Joe: "Its okay man, she was a shredder anyway."
by Yung t8er tot March 08, 2019
(Noun) A person extremely proficient in down hill alpine skiing. A person that partakes in down hill alpine skiing with grace and style. Not to be confused with a Skier. A person who just gets down the mountain in one piece.
Dude, check out that shredder ripping down the mountain. Those shredders rip it up effortlessly as compared to those darn skiers clogging up the mountain.
by Captain Jack Sparrow13 February 04, 2022