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Shane

A very weird and confuzzling person who assumes it is a monday when it is infact a friday
Shane: Feels like a Monday

Don: WTF are you saying. get out of this classroom!
by projectoverview April 9, 2010
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Shane

A Shane is typically a person of Caucasian descent. Shanes tend to be small slow-witted and lack the needed skills to take care of their personal needs such as hygiene, and independent life skills such as holding a job and moderating alcoholic intake. Shanes also tend to be thieves and lack understanding of boundaries, they will even steal from family and try to hit on relatives wives because no one wants their greasy asses. Shanes will usually be found drinking drawing and looking at pornography some of which is the vilest and disgusting of any nature.
"Girl 1 : hey have you seen shane ? "
"Girl 2: Yeah I just saw him walking that way with his back pack"
"Girl 1: OMG Shane just stole all my jewelery "
"Girl 2: How do you know it was him ? "
"Girl 1: Its Shane think about it"
by Randybobany January 28, 2017
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Shane

Autistic kid who doesn't understand the meaning of GO THE FUCK AWAY. Can be a decent person when your not mean to him. Loves Jacksepticeye and Naruto.
by Nigger-Faggot323 August 6, 2017
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Shane

Someone who sucks at guitar, and hardcore dances like a dinosaur with tiny arms.

Also can be referred to as a "premature ejaculator"
by Jewmasternazi666 June 28, 2010
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shane

Referring to a young man who's testes did not drop yet.
"That kid has tiny balls, he must be a Shane."
by kantar empluim January 11, 2008
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Shane

You know shane hes god of everything

Shanes a god in bed
by Shane god January 25, 2017
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Shane

Shane is one of the best nicest people you could ever meet, you'd be lucky to have a friend like him. He's chill asl and he's one of the most understanding people and will go out of his way to help anyone at all with their mental health. Like he'll pull all-nighters in case people need him and if someone needs someone to talk to he'll stop everything he's doing to make sure they're okay. He's got grey blue eyes and messy dark brown hair, and he loves to wear sweatshirts, sweaters, and especially beanies. He's very selfless and puts all of his friends before him, he has an amazing smile and loves music. he might not realize it but everyone he knows loves him very much, just no one says it. Shane is the most caring friend you could ever meet and he has a very bright future.
Shane is the best :)
by hesthebest:) February 2, 2023
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