The Owen

To ejaculate on a womans face and hair while she is asleep.

I was horny but my girl fell asleep so I gave her the owen.

by OwenCreator March 02, 2008

Owens

Sounded out term for an ONS, otherwise known as a One Night Stand. This involves picking up some whore in a drunken stupor at some dingy dive bar and banging her that night, only to wake up early enough to escape out the bathroom window when you're "taking a shower".

"Dude, I totally pulled an Owens last night. I was so ashamed I had to get wasted to tell you."

by privyninja September 15, 2009

Owen

A somewhat fugly person but he seems pretty okay once you get to know him well enough. Many people hate him, but does not realize that he is an autist and he has many unique struggles in life that nobody seems to understand or care about. Many seem to classify him as "just there."

Person 1: Owen is... well, interesting but annoying in my eyes.
Person 2: You don't know shit. He has autism and he does whatever the fuck he wants to.
Person 1: Oh.

by Uncircumsized Penis November 09, 2018

Owen

One who likes to seminate into hula hoop packets.

"Dude, that guy just pulled an Owen!"

by Mrhankey420 April 16, 2017

Owen

He’s a gay Scottish adopted kid and has no friends

Hes an owen

by USjsns November 14, 2018

Owen

Someone who loses to their younger brother in ping pong. And I don't mean just lose, I mean get destroyed. He gets obliterated any time he tries to play a match

Person 1: Man that guy really sucks at ping pong
Person 2: Yeah, he must be an owen

by PixelChimp January 08, 2020

owen

red head boy who thinks he's black

shut the fuck up owen

by lit gang123 December 16, 2019