Kms

Acronym for "Kill myself"
you say this when someone doesn't give you what you want. they might love you, so they will oblige in hopes that you don't actually kill yourself.

Person 1: I'm leaving you.
Person 2: If you leave me I will kms.
Person 1: Fine.
Person 2: I love us :)

by Out.Of.Focus November 28, 2023

im gonna kms

TF U THINK IT MEANS

“im gonna kms”
“no don’t. trust me there’s people that actually care about u”
“name them”
“uhh..umm”
“that’s right dummeh”
*ods*

by yo shii January 23, 2024

lemme kms

These are 2 words which are shortening the phrase let me kill myself

Example:
A guy is standing on a chair in his room with a noose around his neck. Then his mom walks into the room and screams at him to get. He does what she said but angrily says:
- ffs(for fucks sake) mum lemme kms already!!

In this scenario it would have to be a story cuz one can't of course not hear it's meant to be a shortening !!

by MajesticGrandpa February 13, 2017

kms

An abbreviation used during text messages. It usually means "kill myself" or "kill me soon".

Can be related to: kys

Nora usually says: I wanna kms
Michael: Hey Laura, ethics is so hard, I'm going to kms

by shinobinor August 27, 2019

KMS

KMS stands for the name of the YouTube Sensation: "Killer Keemstar", who hosts a YouTube show called: "Drama Alert".

"KMS is a filthy gnome who steals money from Donald Trump."

by IxXThe_IlluminatiXxI October 20, 2018

kms

kill myself. sum most people say as a joke over text and sum to not necessarily take seriously. people say it sometimes when they fucked up or they gonna get pissed or annoyed at sum.

friend: yk we gotta math test tmr
me: wait what u serious?
friend: yea did u study?
me: no oh fuck imma jus kms tbh lmfaoo

by a frickin cool kid December 6, 2020

Kms

Kms is used in a joking way and is not meant to be taken seriously.

"This is so embarrassing I just wanna kms."

by ihatemymomanddad March 5, 2021