Sort of like air guitar, but with a Lolcat influence (i.e. invisible bike, etc.) Featured on Youtube, and is now on shirts.
which you know you want to buy.
which you know you want to buy.
Dude, holy shit, that cat's air guitarring. Look at the picture.
No, jackass, that's a fucking INVISIBLE GUITAR.
No, jackass, that's a fucking INVISIBLE GUITAR.
by te fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu? November 10, 2009

When you stubble on a sidewalk on absolutely nothing, yet you look back as if a huge curb jumped up and caused you to trip!
Mike: Did you just see that guy trip?
Tom: Yup, nothing in front of him and he stumbled like an invisible curb was there!
Tom: Yup, nothing in front of him and he stumbled like an invisible curb was there!
by Urban humor September 21, 2017

by hippogriffy December 7, 2020

The kind of exclusion that is not tangible, or expressed in words. Its institutionalised and inherent in cultural/social norms. It may not be immediately obvious and sometimes subconscious. Sometimes it can be more to do with how something was said and not actually what was said.
Invisible Exclusion:
“The kind of exclusion that not tangible, or expressed in words - Getting turned down for a job application although you qualify and give a good interview and being told you are not suitable”
Or
“The exclusion of people that isn't immediately obvious (but kind of is) - "Well of course we're not selectively not-hiring people from Ballymun, they just don't have the qualifications." "I don't dislike him because he's black, he's just oversensitive about all my racist jokes" "I don't hate her because she's a bender, I just don't want her being gay all over my personal space etc.”
“The kind of exclusion that not tangible, or expressed in words - Getting turned down for a job application although you qualify and give a good interview and being told you are not suitable”
Or
“The exclusion of people that isn't immediately obvious (but kind of is) - "Well of course we're not selectively not-hiring people from Ballymun, they just don't have the qualifications." "I don't dislike him because he's black, he's just oversensitive about all my racist jokes" "I don't hate her because she's a bender, I just don't want her being gay all over my personal space etc.”
by Tazzymagorical January 30, 2014

Where one hides their true nature and personality in order to portray another more seemingly advantageous persona.
Usually adorned for personal gain, or more deeply, from fear.
Usually adorned for personal gain, or more deeply, from fear.
Merrill had so many inner demons that he decided it was best to wear the cloak of invisibility and keep them to himself.
Selfish bastard &-l
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Selfish bastard &-l
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by Merrill & Kierkegaard October 1, 2013

The explanation for what is really happening when a woman appears to fart. As we all know, women don't fart, so whenever it seems that a woman has farted, what you've really experienced is an invisible rhino fart.
by Aphik April 29, 2011

Invisible Legos are specially designed Legos that you can only get on the black market. You cannot see, hear, or feel them unless the owner has the special SD chip extension in their heads that allow them to perform these actions. These products usually cost around 12 billion- 20 billion dollars depending on the location.
by The._.beatles._.supremacy August 18, 2021
