a baby penguin stuck on an iceberg

When your teacher tries to fit in with the rest of the Gen-Z generation but then look here and find out they said @$?#! in front of the whole class!

Student: "a baby penguin stuck on an iceberg"

Teacher: (says same thing) then looks it up *in shock*

by anonymous April 9, 2023

Colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg

Really, really, REALLY freakin' cold. Only barely above absolute zero. This shit is death.

"Yeesh, have you been outside since that blizzard started?"
"Eh?"
"It's colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg!"
"Dayum!"

by Jon B-C January 26, 2014

tipping the iceberg

When fucking a girl in the ass, it's when your cock pierces a piece of shit deep in her rectum, leaving a bit of shit on the tip of your cock after you pull out.

I was fucking Jen so hard and deep in her ass last night that I got carried away and ended up tipping the iceberg. It was pretty nasty.

by DKDestroyer October 18, 2008

Iceberg

When you take a really, really, big dump and it is so big that it sticks above the toilet water. Usually looks like a darker color than the poop beneath the water.

Yo!!!! Check out my "iceberg" dump. It has to be sticking out of the water like four inches. No doubt this one is gonna need the plunger.

by human lab rat November 7, 2015

Iceberg

1. What destroyed the titanic
2. Frozen water

Yo that history lesson about the titanic and how the iceberg hit it was liiiit

by My pseudonym not yours May 14, 2018

muddy iceberg

The act of placing a block of ice too big to flush just before someone has to defecate in it.

Suddenly stricken with a case of food poisoning, Rebecca was shocked to see a block of ice too big to flush in the only available toilet. She had no choice but to leave a muddy iceberg.

by Rtrchc April 22, 2018

Iceberg

A large chunk of ice that is sent afloat by loose support of an ice shelf or glacier. Some say you can travel on a man-made one, but it would be impractical.

In history, a collision with an iceberg caused the mighty ship Titanic to sink to the bottom of the ocean. It ripped the "impenetrable" steel hull of the ship right open, and the ship sank within 3 hours.

Captain! Iceberg off the starboard bow!

Bah! It's nothing! Nothing can sink the Titanic!

by Texting Error April 23, 2018