Headphone jack hack gone wrong

When a horny woman decides to shove a earphone jack up her pussy. And it breaks.

Girl 1:why do you seem so grumpy today girl 2?
Girl 2:last night I did the headphone jack hack gone wrong..
Girl 1:I am so sorry that happened *starts aggressively making out with girl 2*

by Sexy hot gorilla July 10, 2021

Put your plug in my headphone jack

This is also known as computer or technology sex

Ooh I put your plug in my headphone jack . Oof You made a computer pregnant and now she gave birth to USB Drive. You sick bastard

by one_sexy_mother_fucker_69 January 27, 2019

Headphone dodger

“Headphone dodgers” are those who play music or videos out loud on public transport are part of a wider problem of anti-social behavior. They infuriate their fellow Tube, train and bus passengers by making calls on speakerphone and playing music and videos out loud.

Person X: Taking too much space on the subway, listening to the slop-hop (loud and distorted).

Person Y: "Ever heard of earbuds pal? These stinky clothed headphone dodgers are mucking up my morning commute".

by /fa/ggot annon May 4, 2025

Hot Head Headphones

The number one selling headphones on the market. Now cordless, these voice recognitizing headphones are the way to go. They are made of a special memory foam to make them fit comfortably in your ear with no irritation and they will not fall out.

The best Headphones are Hot Head Headphones

by Hot Head Headphones March 13, 2011

headphone samurai

A person who loves there headphones a lot and will hurt any one who use them they only allow a few number of people to use there headphones.

That man over there is a Headphone Samurai don't touch his headphones

by Headphone Samurai January 26, 2016

Headphone Meister

The star character in the fan fiction “diary of a wimpy shirt,”” which was created by Tom Hanks in 2013 after a boweled misadventure. The headphone meister wears a pair of Turtle Beach headphones everywhere he goes, wreaking havoc and causing dysentery in people whom are not prepared for the sound cancelling powers of Beats by Dre

“AHHHH HZHITNDJDJRENDBDJZ THE HEADPHONE MEISTER IS GETTIN MEEEEE.”

by Iknowwhatyouthink March 9, 2021

Headphoning

When you always have headphones in, so you can´t hear what other people are saying, unless you want join the conversation.

Mike:"Shawn what do you think about the game last night?"
Shawn:" I think it was great, what about you Kyle?"
*Kyle is a shit, and cant hear because he is wearing headphones
Mike:" What a typical Kyle, always Headphoning"

by Bobby Nikkaram October 3, 2019