Headphone jack hack gone wrong

When a horny woman decides to shove a earphone jack up her pussy. And it breaks.

Girl 1:why do you seem so grumpy today girl 2?
Girl 2:last night I did the headphone jack hack gone wrong..
Girl 1:I am so sorry that happened *starts aggressively making out with girl 2*

by Sexy hot gorilla July 10, 2021

Put your plug in my headphone jack

This is also known as computer or technology sex

Ooh I put your plug in my headphone jack . Oof You made a computer pregnant and now she gave birth to USB Drive. You sick bastard

by one_sexy_mother_fucker_69 January 27, 2019

I have to turn up my headphones at full volume

What you say when you listen to the most quietest song ever.

*most quietest song ever plays on an iPod"
Diaima Ajsmfhfnfbrgifrbg:I have to turn up my headphones at full volume because this song is so quiet

by thecharacterwannie July 11, 2022

Fnaf Headphones

when your headphones probably got water or some shit in them and now they make sounds that sound similar to the Five Nights at Freddy's cameras.

Damn bro my headphones are fucked, I think I spilled water on them.

for real man?

yeah they make weird static noises, i got them fucking fnaf headphones lol.

by Moikey1306 December 23, 2021

Headphone Headband

When you put your headphone cord across your forehead and over each ear, creating a headband.

When you're listening to music and you realize how cool it would be if you put the cord to your headphones across your forehead and make a Headphone Headband.

by Echostar November 14, 2011

headphone activist

someone who is always wearing headphones 24/7.

"You miles your sucha headphone activist, do you ever thake those earbudes out?"

by Abstract March 24, 2017

Headphones

Those things you always forget in school

"Crap I forgot those things that go in your ears!"
"You mean headphones?"
"Yeah those."

by Headphones earphones ear thing February 15, 2017