hairy tortoise

one of the many terms given to a woman's reproductive parts

I won't tell You that I love You, kiss or hug You, coz I'm bluffin' with my hairy tortoise

by Commander Rik January 25, 2011

hairy steak

It is a females vigina / unshaved for 8 weeks or more.
Female s private part in the 1970s.

Wow my girlfriend is lazy , she has one heck of a Hairy Steak . Gee golly I wish she had a weed whacker or a lawn mower.

by Hair pie inspector January 1, 2019

Hairy Mexican

A drink created in upstate New York, inspired by the taste of a hairy Mexican. 1 part tequila, one part whiskey--the cheaper the booze the hairier the Mexican.

I tried chasing it with a beer, but i couldn't get the taste of that Hairy Mexican out of my mouth. Mike tried one and puked in the sink.

by spinski August 25, 2010

Hairy Frances

A nickname for a vagina, often used by Scottish people to define a rather bushy one.

Woop, she has such a Hairy Frances, I wouldn't go near it if I was you.

My scottish Hairy Frances is much better than your Shaven Susan.

by tguk October 20, 2008

Hairy Eyeball

When someone looks you up and down in a judgemental way.

I ran into my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend at the party and she gave me the hairy fuckin' eyeball.

by GLo Meatball November 4, 2003

hairy mound

A afro-like mound of hair covering a woman's upper and lower fluffer, generally seen on a sexually frustrated or confused lass, whom is physically unaware of the mass amounts of hair follicles, ranging from .6-9 inches long, sprouting out of her too-tight pot-vagina induced acid washed jeans. (though the 80's fashion trends have died out, this one has some how found a reason to stay)

"Holy shit dude! Check out the hairy mound on Melinda!"
"Damn!! Let me get out my weed wacker!"

by Cleveland Mound March 20, 2008

hairy snatch

an unshaven vagina; a snatch that has hair

Man, Tina had a hairy snatch. I could barely see her cooch with all that hair.

by da ma October 3, 2003