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Long Haggis

A sexual act involving stuffing a partners foreskin with meat and barley, then playing the bagpipes at their penis while they run in either a clockwise or counter-clockwise circle. Continue until they ejaculate “whiskey sauce.”
by Salty Cock-a-Leekie January 28, 2024
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shagging the haggis

Look at Johnny out there in the field shagging the haggis. What a pervert!
by anonymous1717 October 15, 2016
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The Haggis

Someone's overbearing mother.
by Haggis offspring February 14, 2025
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Haggy

by Yerrrr JJ January 16, 2025
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Haggis

by Haggis offspring February 13, 2025
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Boiled Haggis

When a woman is on her period and she queef-Dutch-ovens herself.
It brought a single, burning tear to her eye when she let rip an ol' boiled haggis; she emerged from under the comforter, a shell of her former self.
by SuxbridgeMA November 3, 2025
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Cum Bag Haggis

An old Scottish person of whomst N U T S while eating his favorite meal
by A whole bundle o' gay June 15, 2018
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