Growl-ma

Growl-ma is a rare disease which can be caught by inhaling large amounts of Cummins (cum flecks). This originated in ancient Egypt (battle of Hastings 43BC) when soldiers would cum on each other to assert dominance and proof of manliness. This contributed to the development of humans and this is why we have ear lobes. This is also lead to balding. You may be wondering where the name “Growl-ma” came from! This originated from the tale of the growling hag. Tale says, she was cummed on and he turned into werewolf, developing incurable flatulence (growls from bum hole).

Phil: Bro I think I have growl-ma.
Doc: Nope, your appendix exploded.
Phil: k.

by Gracie isn’t my name. October 25, 2022

Material Growl

Linnea Kingbird

Linnea is a material growl

by Scaredgiraffe69 February 23, 2023

ride the growl

Opting not to eat despite being hungry because the food options presented don't sound appealing.

"Hey man, wanna go to White Castle?"
"Ewww, no. I'd rather ride the growl."

by XLNZ October 11, 2025

bum growling

The act of releasing a mighty maelstrom from ones anus directly after performing a Canadian pancake. If performed incorrectly everyone dies.

Dude I performed a Canadian Pancake on like 6 women last night, the bum growling was lit af bro.

by Juiceboxgames October 10, 2017