"Joe Biden is a dementia ridden hair sniffing, bum sniffing, kiddy fiddler who is incoherent and can't answer simple questions during interviews or form a logical statement.
by UltimateDoge January 11, 2021
by fsch January 25, 2011
A generally 47 year old man or older that looks at kids like that, he will say he needs help finding his puppy and that you need to take of all your clothes and cover yourself in peanut butter to see it. no I'm not talking from experience.
Kiddy Fiddler: Hey kids you want to see my new puppy
Dwarf That Looks Like A Child: FECK OFF YOU KIDDY FIDDLER
Dwarf That Looks Like A Child: FECK OFF YOU KIDDY FIDDLER
by Swinzinho April 27, 2019
911: What's your emergency?
You: "I'M BEING ATTACKED BY A KIDDY FIDDLER!"
911: "Does he have Galaxy in his username?"
You: "YES!!"
911: "OMG! I WILL GET THE FBI AND ATTACK HELICOPTERS!"
You: "I'M BEING ATTACKED BY A KIDDY FIDDLER!"
911: "Does he have Galaxy in his username?"
You: "YES!!"
911: "OMG! I WILL GET THE FBI AND ATTACK HELICOPTERS!"
by Helpmer1223 June 29, 2019
Yo Shemmy, leave that dog alone you puppy fiddler. Someone call the police they both have their lipsticks out
by topbollocks August 14, 2015
by Poepholl Pilot October 16, 2020
This is BEKAHS best friend she has known him for ages and loves him very much!!! He talks to little kids and also bekah!!
by RRSMEMBER April 16, 2019