Conch stirred

When your friend decides to land a roll of gorilla tape on your 8 inch cock ( has to be 8 inches) and shifts your cock like a video game or a stick shift

Baby come here and get colton’s conch stirred. You know

by Gthang<ole December 20, 2020

conching

The act of pressing one's ear against another person's anus in an effort to hear the ocean.

"Hey memes_of_reality, would you like to go conching with me tonight? My asshole is freshly bleached."

by TheSquashy October 28, 2021

conch

Mayan slang for beer

hand me a frosty conch

by bigboy1956 March 21, 2017

Dead Conch

A girl the has no tits and is flat as the ocean on a calm day. Just not blue.

Damn i met a real dead conch very flat. I did and nothing was floopin

by Roast tut May 16, 2016