conching

The act of pressing one's ear against another person's anus in an effort to hear the ocean.

"Hey memes_of_reality, would you like to go conching with me tonight? My asshole is freshly bleached."

by TheSquashy October 28, 2021

Conch

A slur used to refer to someone who’s a punk or a bitch

Jayden’s girlfriend cheat on him and he still took her bad he’s a conch.

by MoeshaBell January 9, 2022

Conch

A better word for saying something is cringe.

"That guy's so conch! He likes Genshin Impact!"

by RadicalTrousers December 7, 2021

Conch

To Conch (coh • nn • sh) is to kill someone, commit suicide, follow them to the afterlife, and rape them beyond the grave.

"You're pissing me off bro, I'm gonna Conch you"

by PoopusMcDingle December 7, 2025