chapstick licker

Antonym of 'lipstick lesbian'. A bi- yet primarily straight gentleman who engages in occasional homo activity primarily to impress people.

Person A: Dude, What is Dan going down on Gay Phil?
Person B: Oh man - that dude is such a chapstick licker.
Person A: sick!

by DemonReamer December 14, 2008

Chapstick Lesbian

A chapstick lesbian is a lesbian who is more masculine than anything else.

Sandra is a chapstick lesbian because she is very masculine and they call themselves a chapstick lesbian

by Annabithbae June 6, 2021

Chinese Chapstick Chomp (CCC)

When a girl takes a stick of chapstick and rub it on her lips to the consistancy of petrolium jelly...Then she begins giving oral sex to a guy using the thick coating of chapstick to help her glide with ease...When he finishes in her mouth, she chomps on his dick a bites it off...She then uses th mix of chapstick and jizz to glue his penis back on

He no longer can use his dick after trying that Chinese Chapstick Chomp (CCC).

I tried CCC the other night and the feeling was horiffic.

The bitch was so mad at me that she CCC'd me.

by JayX30 February 28, 2010

I've just ran out of chapstick

People put finishing a tube of chapstick as a way to motivate themselves to keep moving on and not to k*ll themselves. When somebody says, "my chapstick is almost gone" or "I've just ran out of chapstick" please talk to them or buy them a new tube of chapstick.

"I've just ran out of chapstick."
"Let's go take a drive and I'll buy you some more, and we can talk if you're comfortable with that."

by berries.and.cream September 7, 2021

Boston Chapstick

When you blow a load on a girl's face and use your dong to rub it in her lips like chapstick

Crazy night last night. We did everything from mish to the Boston Chapstick

by Weinerm1 September 18, 2025

Sharing chapstick

When the girl rimming you and the girl blowing you switch positions they're sharing chapstick.

Oh dude, see Jill and Lisa over there, I hear they love sharing chapstick, we should invite them.

by NichtFreud May 6, 2021

Tragic Chapstick

This is the term for fluids - tears that flow from the eyes down to the mouth. They help hydrate dried out lips from begging someone to not break up with you.

As Carmen continued to weep and beg for Aiden to not end things, her cracked and sore lips began to feel some comfort from the never-ending tears from her eyes. The only good thing for her that day was that her Tragic Chapstick made things a bit better.

by von groovy March 5, 2025