Blake

Blake is a god, a being mankind cannot comprehend. His power is too great for our knowledge and can only be mentioned by name. Blake is a religion people should convert to blakism and chant his name 8 times a day at minimum, this has been proven to give blakeins a overall better life. Anyone found of being a blakist shall be hung drawn and quartered

Today we will pray the divine ruler. Blake.

by BlakeLover69 November 11, 2019

Blake

A big ol' dicked man that usually swings his schlong like a helicopter. He also enjoys porn and milk with cookies. He pimps, not simps, and he is probably jerking off as he types this.

Im Blake

by Mycoxafloppin February 17, 2021

Blake

A hippie bottom

"Hey look it's Blake, the hippie bottom"
"Wait what's a hippie bottom?"
"A hippie that's a bottom"

by Iammickey April 6, 2022

Blake

A type of bloke who sells drugs to you’re nan

Who are you committing a Blake to my nan

by Shweppsy November 18, 2019

blake

usually a boys name but sometimes a girl. very funny, outgoing, gorgeous, and loud. she has a lot of drama because everyone is jelous of her because she is so perfect. shy around boys and some girls when you first meet her, but once you get to know her she is so much fun to be around. she is the bestest friend you could every ask for.

boy1: who is that hotty?
boy2: oh that's blake! yea she's pretty hot

by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnnn November 23, 2013

[Blake]

To bail without verbal notification at the last minute on a large scale event that you may or may not have planned and to make yourself unreachable by cell phone, text, or email for the duration of the event and at least three days following.

Hey, where's the other groomsman? He's still in Phoenix. I knew he'd Blake.

by Mr. San Carlos August 3, 2008

Blake

Band kid. VERY MUCH OUTDATED HUMOR, but hey you are a happy person and not shy. Your childhood lasts very very long too!

i like blake hes a cool person

by grim69 April 29, 2021