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Girl afternoon brunch

Not what you think.

Defined as modernised loose women in their mid to late twenties. Enjoying female company in a civilised environment, scones and biscuits and cheap prosecco/bucks fizz and other English delicacies.

These women are young, but have experienced life to the fullest and are on the brink of settling down with their partners.. contemplating children, marriage and have just put their deposit down on their first home. They still enjoy the occasional night out, but are equally happy staying at home with the boyf, having a date night in with a Chinese on the way.. followed by cuddles on the couch with the dog snoozing on the carpet and a crap film being played on the telly.

Don't trust these women, they might sound like the wifey type.. but they are the craziest. When she gets home from brunch... bet your ass if she catches you playing FIFA or COD with the lads, she's going to pour hot water on you and shag your best friend while you're at work.
Bruh, why did your girl leave you?

Girl afternoon brunch my G.

Ah man, say no more.
by jumpmanxdxd September 6, 2023
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afternoon

Period of the day that goes from 12:00 (midday) to 17:59.
Afternoon.
by Çyçyryany April 21, 2025
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Afternoon Delight

When you have diarrhea during a long drive, but cannot find an exit and you pull over, take out a Target bag, and shit directly into/onto the bag, while being partially in the car.

Made famous by Tommy Olson on the Power Trip Morning Show (2/15/24)
“I must’ve ate something rough last night, I had an Afternoon Delight on my way to the farm”
by internetdad22 February 16, 2024
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Afternoon breakfast

When you for forget the term for lunch and you desperately need to use that word.
"Hey, wanna go out for uh, what's it called?, Afternoon breakfast"
"Excuse me, what?"
by Turptle April 28, 2023
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Afternoon Nigga

A person who wakes up in the afternoon everyday. He does not have any real job
Ahhh Mikal Andre Duna Skår is such a afternoon nigga
by Afternoon nigga master January 29, 2024
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Christmas Afternoon Funk

The feeling one gets during the afternoon and evening hours of Christmas Day. The gifts have been unwrapped, the cousins, uncles and in-laws have all gone home, and leftovers fill the fridge. The holiday festivities, so heavily anticipated, are now over, leaving an empty feeling inside.
After the family had opened Christmas gifts, and all the relatives had gone home, the family felt the Christmas Afternoon Funk begin to creep in. Christmas Holidays
by d_leet December 25, 2016
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Afternoon Playtime

The same thing as afternoon wood. An erection that occurs when waking up after the noontime hour.
It's 1 o'clock baby. Time for some afternoon playtime!
by ShineThatLight December 20, 2010
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