Waddle Boating

Much the same action as motor boating but using your neck waddle. Mainly done by old men to their young concubines for amusement. Also slighty degrading since you spittle in the face while making the boat noise.

John loved waddle boating her, he could see her face as he waddleboated her to see the look of disgust on her face

by sdfern1 May 04, 2010

Waddle of Shame

When a man ejaculates onto himself while his pants are down, and he must waddle to the bathroom/closet/wardrobe with his pants around his ankles

Tad: Is Chad still living with his parents?

Scrad: Nah, his mom caught him doing the waddle of shame and kicked him out

by Brodingus IIV October 07, 2023

Anal Twat Waddle

An Anal Twat Waddle is how a female walks right after getting double penetration.

Person 1 - Dam, she is hot! I am going to ask that bitch out!
Person 2 - No, man, don't do it; she gots that Anal Twat Waddle going on.

by What’s up! November 27, 2024

waddling meat

When a male cums all of their belly and dick while laying down and don't have anything to whipe.

James: Bro I had waddling meat.

Noah: No way bro! How?
James: I forgot to grab a sock.

by Flakey Niblet July 11, 2017

Scaddle Waddle

Something a black person says instead of get.

Scaddle Waddle up out my face!

by chickenbeefy May 28, 2011

Waddle bottle

A noun/verb way to describe a thick ex.

I can't see the game. Move your waddle bottle she's in the way.

Damn you see that waddle bottle in the hallway....she's fine.

by A.D.D.-Adderall February 08, 2022

willy waddle

Jerkin the gurkin, strangling the pope, five finger shuffle.

Masturbation

Jack peformed and act of willy waddle much to his six year old daughters consern

by Absolute belta February 27, 2016