twizzlered

Twisted and slizzered put together

Oh man I smoked 9 bowls and did a kegstand, I'm so twizzlered

Did you see how twizzlered that chick was? She should've held the beer bong

by Carbon6595 November 02, 2010

twizzlered

When you have consumed alcohol, tobacco, and marijuana. Like "triple-faded" instead of "cross-faded" because now there are three elements of intoxication.

After shotgunning those PBRs, smoking that blunt, and puffing my cig, I'm so twizzlered.

by dharmainitiative23 December 05, 2016

Cock Twizzler

A twizzler made of cocks, typically multiple braided into the form of a twizzler.

Oh my god! Tori you turned the quadruplets into a cock twizzler!

by Burnt_Cheezit June 23, 2022

Kiddie Twizzler

An Irish derogatory term (used mostly in Cork) to call someone a pedophile or child molester

"Feen's a kiddie twizzler"

by mattm3her May 27, 2018

Alabama twizzler

The action of a man eating a twizzler out of his sisters ass in 69 position.

“Yo big brother, do you wanna give me a Alabama twizzler.”

by LYCB December 10, 2024

Stinky Twizzler

Wrapping your flaccid penis around someone else's erect penis and a third man masturbates and ejaculates on both of the other men's penises.

Kevin "Dude, last night, Diego, Nathan, and I did a stinky twizzler and it was interesting."

Grady "Damn, let me join next time."

by whalefucker01 October 03, 2024

Off a Twizzler

When someone is acting inappropriately, or when an inanimate object acts out of character, or unexpectedly

My playstation says it will take 13 hours to download fortnite, shits off a twizzler

by Carl Meageington July 06, 2022