Toobin Zoomin

When you are beating your man's while on a zoom video call

I caught him Toobin Zooming on the call this morning.

by Mindshyne November 11, 2020

noob toobineer

an unskilled player in a vidio game (mohaa) that has to use a rocket to get kills ,because he does not have the skill to use any other weapon.

OMG WTF that noob toobineer has killed me again .he needs to get some skills.

by MOH MAFIA June 27, 2005

Pulling a Toobin

Exposing your dick while on a Zoom call. Typically happens if you're masturbating while taking the call and there is an attractive coworker, whom you want to hook up with, but are married and have a family.

Almost always, you would "not know" the camera was on, leading to pulling a Toobin to be done by accident or on purpose.

I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. I got fired from my job for jerking off while on a Zoom call and my dick made it on camera...You know, I was pulling a Toobin.

by TheHeardDerg October 19, 2020

Toobin My Jeffrey

(Verb) Rubbing one out while engaged in a work related Zoom call which has been popularized during the Covid19 pandemic; May be substituted for other common male masturbation verbs such as beating your meat, flogging your log, etc.

Friend: Why’d you lose your job bro?

Me: Well I was on this boring ass Zoom call with a bunch of bitchy Karens so I got to work Toobin my Jeffrey and wouldn’t you know it, the fucking camera was recording.

Friend: Bad break bro.

by Flog Logger October 21, 2020

Toobin

When you're caught masturbating on a Zoom call.

I thought I had turned off the zoom call, but had my pants down and got caught Toobin.

by Doc Attitude October 19, 2020

Toobin

To masturbate while in a videocall using a videotelephony and online chat service such as Zoom, Telegram, Instagram, etc.

This term was coined after New Yorker reporter Jeffrey Toobin was caught masturbating on a Zoom call.

Students caught toobin during my class's online session will be reported to NYU for misconduct.

I'm of the opinion that there's nothing wrong with toobin... that's unless you voluntary expose yourself .

by TheUrbanSchollar June 10, 2021

Toobin

Masturbating during an online video computer meeting or class. Especially a zoom meeting.

I thought I was muted, but my teacher caught me Toobin during math class and I got suspended.

by Beachbum October 20, 2020