Information Sewer

The "back side of the Internet", the opposite of Al Gore's Information Superhighway. The meeting place for all the defecations of information that are the byproduct of giving billions of people unfettered access to the World Wide Web. Tends to overflow when certain events occur such as the capture of a terrorist or celebrity motorcycle accidents. Flows downhill to nowhere in particular.

The news of Dan's promotion went trickling down the Information Sewer.

by Dim Jim June 15, 2006

Sewer Poops

The process in which feces exits the body in liquid form and/or small poop pellets. Occurring usually 1 - 3 hours after consuming large amounts of Orange; whether in liquid form or solid.

I drank a gallon of Orange Juice this morning and now I have the sewer poops, its just falling out now.

by hair weave killer December 1, 2014

[sewer monster]

The sluttiest mustiest foul-smelling girl at a party that one of your drunken friends hooked up with due to your encouragement that she was in fact attractive.

John, I can't believe you boned that sewer monster last night..I was just playin when i said she looks like Britney Spears. She looks more like Aries Spears...

by Chadwell August 9, 2008

Sewer Slug

A piece of shit which has slowly slid down the toilet bowl and left a poopy trail.

Alex sent some slimy sewer slugs slithering to their underground graves.

by Kreffin May 25, 2011

sewer train

A form of mass transportation, commonly known as the subway.

Crap! I gotta take the sewer train to work today.

by Robert MacKenzie September 11, 2005

Sewer Monkey

An absolutely atrocious smelling human that is too stupid to take a bath and is also lacking common curtesy.

“Holy shit he smells.” “Yeah what a lil fuckin Sewer Monkey.”

by Not_A_SewerMonkey September 5, 2020

sewer salmon

A large, perhaps misshapen, shit.

"I almost clogged the grinder with that sewer salmon!"

by Gil McTavish March 7, 2008