A scientific scale invented by YouTube user lolitsthad that is used to determine how much of a beta a male is based on their characteristics, relationship status or how they attempt to be in a relationship with a female. The scale is measured from numbers 0 through 10 with 0 being the best and 10 being the worst. Also referred to as "The Official Thaddeus Peuterschmidt Beta Scale," or TOTPBS.
The beta scale was first introduced in Thad's video titled, "ARE YOU A BETA? LOOK HERE", which also provided gameplay of Call of Duty: Black Ops.
The beta scale was first introduced in Thad's video titled, "ARE YOU A BETA? LOOK HERE", which also provided gameplay of Call of Duty: Black Ops.
A guy who would tell a girl to wear a white shirt just so he could pour water on it and see underneath is pathetic so therefore, he would be ranked an 8 out of 10 on the Beta Scale.
by Jinx003 September 19, 2011
Get the Beta Scalemug. A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.
by jerk jiggler February 20, 2005
Get the Rectum Scalemug. nigger stereotypical
Brendan:Tiffany is even higher on the nigger scale than Miles is.
Bio hazard: Darky's nigger scale level is so high she looks like a fucking gorilla.
Brendan:Tiffany is even higher on the nigger scale than Miles is.
Bio hazard: Darky's nigger scale level is so high she looks like a fucking gorilla.
by Biohazard Hallucinations May 10, 2010
Get the Nigger scalemug. The scale of measuring how exceptionally angry someone is getting, particularly where the cause or causes are either unclear or irrational. From famous spokesman of the irrationally foaming at the mouth, Newt Gingrich.
Mr. X: I can't believe it! WTF? THIS IS ABSOLUTE MADNESS! I'M LITERALLY SHAKING WITH ANGER! (Roared with flecks of spit flying from the side of his mouth)
Mr. Y: Jesus, that guy's gotta be pushing an... 8, 9 on the Gingrich scale?
Mrs. Z: Hell, he's going all out. Better run, if he hits a 10, his head's gonna explode and I don't want any on me.
Mr. Y: Jesus, that guy's gotta be pushing an... 8, 9 on the Gingrich scale?
Mrs. Z: Hell, he's going all out. Better run, if he hits a 10, his head's gonna explode and I don't want any on me.
by Woolfey July 30, 2009
Get the Gingrich Scalemug. Officially a measurement of the energy released by an earthquake, this is often used as a measurement of anything extreme. Something described as 'Off the Richter' or 'Off the Richter Scale' is particularly dramatic.
by Where's Mike? March 30, 2009
Get the Richter Scalemug. As stated by comedian and TV show host Zane Lamprey on a scale of 1 to 10 of how likely you were to masturbate as a measure of how you are feeling at a given time.
by Tw1g December 6, 2010
Get the Deringer Scalemug. Lol Scale
A scale for defining how lol something is, -10 being murderously unfunny, 10 being murderously funny.
Jokes on penguin wrappers are almost always -10l. Luckily, you can take your anger at the joke out on the biscuit.
A scale for defining how lol something is, -10 being murderously unfunny, 10 being murderously funny.
Jokes on penguin wrappers are almost always -10l. Luckily, you can take your anger at the joke out on the biscuit.
"Snazzy. My dad says that."
"Mine just says "Get out of my way boy! And stop being such a disappointment, you useless layabout!"
"10L on the Lol Scale"
"Who's the king of the tissues? The hankie chief"
"-10l. Words cannot express my anger right now."
"Mine just says "Get out of my way boy! And stop being such a disappointment, you useless layabout!"
"10L on the Lol Scale"
"Who's the king of the tissues? The hankie chief"
"-10l. Words cannot express my anger right now."
by ThoMoz August 21, 2009
Get the Lol Scalemug.