smurf

A DoS attack in which there are three parties: the attacker, the victim, and the intermediary. The victim is usually one entity on the internet. The intermediary is a network of some kind. Basically, the attacker forges the packet headers of ICMP request packets so they look like they're coming from the victim. He directs the packets at the intermediary (network). Every machine on the network must reply to the request, so they all reply, but their replies are directed to the victim. That causes the victim, and the intermediary usually, to suffer network congestion, etc. etc. etc. That's a basic definition, but oh well.
He smurfed that asshole.
by Leetass June 28, 2003
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Smurffed

Blue alien cum, that’s sticks to you like a money bag explosion from a bank
Garret smurffed the entire graduating class
by Xavier ball suck May 09, 2020
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Smurfing

Smurfing the act of having sex in a porta potty doing it from behind and right when the woman's about to come you dunk her face in the blue stuff
My girlfriend's hair smelled weird because we spent the entire weekend smurfing at the park
by JCorban (Chaos) Ewin July 05, 2021
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Smurfing

When a man gets a blowjob after he dips his penis in whip cream mixed with blue raspberry Kool-aid. (1 packet of Kool-aid and a small tub of whipped cream. About 20 servings of blue penis or blue balls)
Man -Hey girl wanna go smurfing? I can turn your tongue blue.
Girl - Ummmmm. Ok, but just this once.
by Dirrty Dave August 16, 2017
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SMURF

Sexist Misogynist Undermining Real Feminism
Description for anyone who doesn't understand feminism and tries to appropriate it and empty it of its revolutionary meaning, wanting to redefine it at will. Feminism there is only one and it's Radical, by and for human females, that is Women.
Say "STFU SMURF" to all those who seek to silence feminists and their demands. Including fake woke allies or transactivists.
by Anonymous Radfem April 11, 2021
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Smurf

When you insert ur pp in once, and then ur both done.
"Bro I smurfed ur mom last night"
by littleclownbby April 22, 2019
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Smurf

Hey Smurf how do I look from down there?
by Cheeseballs_Bleach February 01, 2019
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