said the mind reader

A phrase to add on to a sentence when you're not sure what else to say.

My weekend was great...*awkward silence* said the mind reader.

by persononacouch December 21, 2022

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Reader's coma

When you finish a book that had you completely absorbed, and you’re left so mentally drained and oddly incomplete that now you don't know how to go about your life and end up staring at a wall

Reader's coma hit me so hard, it left me in my rotting era!

by Garfield's 3rd cousin September 16, 2025

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Marxist fool incapable of processing information and reads to Guardian to remain insulated in his stupid. A cross between Harold Shipman and Coco the Clown, with the core Marxist beliefs of Hitler or Lenin

No way would the Guardian Reader attempt to live in a socialist paradise like China or North Korea. Or use soap.

by Maggie T April 3, 2024

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Readers Void

After reading an exceptional story a fan will experience a sensation of emptiness that cannot be filled. The only known remedy is time. While not a completely pleasant feeling. It's a signifier that the story just read connected deeply in some way. The bigger the void the bigger the effect the story had on the individual.

Person 1: "I feel sad after reading this book/game/movie."
Person 2: "It's the readers void. It's get's easier if you focus on the next book."

by Valerie Raven November 18, 2018

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Vanilla reader

A person who does not read anything smutty or sexual, usually used in fanfiction senses. A Vanilla reader will read mostly Fluff and a good Mutual pining trope. :)

I'm A Vanilla reader, don't even show me that shit, I might puke.

by Bitch Stop January 6, 2023

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