Facebook Friend Request Binge and Purge

Facebook Friend Binge: The act of sending many requests, at one time, to be friends with random individuals on facebook; adding people you wish to creep or learn more on.

Facebook Friend Purge: The act of deleting friends off of your friend list due to their incessant status' or knowing you will never see nor speak to the person ever again.

Ex. 1 Sarah: "Did you hear that Carolyn had a facebook friend purge recently?"

Eva: "Should I feel honored that I'm still on her list?"

Ex. 2 Chris: "I'm not proud; I facebook friend request binged last night."

Carolyn: "That's alright, at least they aren't calories. Facebook Friend Request Binge and Purge(s) happen to the best of us."

by musicallyfit848 December 25, 2009

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Pussy Purging

The act of forcing two fingers violently into one's own vagina during masturbation until a large amount of fluid is expulsed, mimicking a person forcing themself to vomit.

Person A: "Dude, did you see all of those middle aged women pussy purging during the matanee showing of "Magic Mike"?"

Person B: "Yeah, it was like being at the annual gallon challenge convention.

by SenpaiInTheSheets August 28, 2015

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periodic profile-purging

A boring-but-necessary bit of drudgery that must be performed every so often on your Facebook and other online "this is me and my life" pages, to ferret out and delete any derogatory/offensive/useless content that a few lazy-a** hoodlums with excessively-temperish personalities (and an unwillingness to merely talk to you directly/privately if they have a gripe with you about something, instead of just splashing their whimpery B.S. all over your profile's comments-section) and/or way too much time on their hands have posted there, so that other viewers of your profiles will not get any wrong ideas about you (i.e., incorrectly think that whatever is being complained about regarding you is actually valid, invalidly assume that you approve of and/or welcome less-than-decent-or-positive material, etc.).

I have to laboriously perform a periodic profile-purging for my Facebook and Tagged account-pages every few months, but I find it worthwhile, since most people whom I befriend online tell me that they like what they see in my profiles, and no doubt this is largely because I try to keep them "clean and pristine" so that viewers are not offended as they scroll down the pages.

by QuacksO December 2, 2018

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