Octopus Stage

adj. The stage that frequently falls between the two stages of tipsy, and drunk.
Nah, Jimbob only made it to the octopus stage last night.

I'm at the octopus stage!

I wash athe octhopush sage!

see also: octopussy
by Le Passenger May 19, 2008
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octopus hat

When eight guys arrange their dicks on your head like the tentacles of an octopus.
Let's round up the guys and give this girl a good ol' octopus hat
by Stonewalljackson January 05, 2015
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octopus clap

When two women push their vaginas together in such a fast motion that it makes a clapping and sucking noise.
ex: "she just scissored with that chick so hard I could hear an octopus clap
by cheeseytaconight February 24, 2014
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awkward octopus

when a person goes in to hug you, and you don't feel comfortable, so you flail your arms and legs and make the moment more awkward.

2 arms + 2 legs + 2 arms + 2 legs = 8 limbs! Thus the octopus
Jimmy tried to hug me today, so I gave him an awkward octopus!
by awkwardpanda March 02, 2013
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octopus claws

When you're holding a cat and they suddenly sprout claws from every limb, usually when they know what's coming and they don't like it
I went to take my cat inside and she went all octopus claws
by iglesia1995 May 16, 2008
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octopus croquet

When you hang from the ceiling by your hands and have 2-3 partners hang by their hands or teeth from your nipples and genital piercings whilst kicking their feet in an effort to kick the balls of the men who are lying naked and prone on the floor of your mom's living room.
"I can't believe we lost 2-1 in Octopus Croquet"
by WTFAWTA December 21, 2022
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Doctor Octopus

Dr. Otto Octavius. A nuclear scientist and skilled inventor, he created a set of four robotic tentacles that were controlled with a neural interface. After a lab accident welded them to his body, he suffered brain damage and became a mad megalomaniac- and arguably the biggest headache for Spider-Man.
Spider-Man: *exists*

Doctor Octopus: I'm about to squash this spider's heroics.
by Exterminator (not really) October 21, 2019
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