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el macho grande ding-dong

1.) a Mexican male whore with huge, huge, huge, penis
2.) someone with a huge, huge, huge, penis
wow that guys got an el macho grande ding-dong
or
holy shit look at el macho grande ding-dong
by filjoe August 20, 2014
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macho man randy savage

-Professional wrestler famous for having his back side scorched on a plethora of occasions by Hulk Hogan.
-Was a two time WWF World Champion and 4 time WCW champion. Lost one WWF title to Hogan, and dropped to WCW title's to him.
-Often known as Hulk's whipping boy or bitch.
-Made a rap CD calling out Hogan, but in fact, is deathly afraid of the 24" pythons and lacks the testicular fortitude to actually follow through on challenge.
-Was a spokesman for Slim Jim Beef Jerky. Famous Slim Jim quote was, “snap into a Slim Jim.” The irony is that Hogan snapped into Savage like he was a Slim Jim.
-Was married to former manager, the late Miss Elizabeth.
"Whatcha gonna do, Macho Man Randy Savage, when the largest arms in the world and Hulkamania, runs wild on you!?"

Hulk Hogan
by Terry Bollea May 1, 2005
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Macho Man Randy Savage and Hulk Hogan

When you and your friend get in a fight, and the shorter one comes out on top screaming OHHHHH YEAAAAAAA
Man I like how at the party last night you pulled the old Macho Man Randy Savage and Hulk Hogan act.
by Guts The Slayer June 18, 2016
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Macho Nut

Macho Nut

(noun)
When a man jerks off while doing aggressive commentary in the voice of Macho Man Randy Savage, hyping himself up like he’s about to win WrestleMania — “OHHH YEAH, THE CREAM RISES TO THE TOP!” included.

This act usually involves a lot of flexing, heavy breathing, and pointing to an imaginary crowd. Ejaculation is often followed by elbow-dropping a pillow, a stuffed animal, or anything nearby.

To perform a "Premium Macho Nut", just wear sunglasses and a bandana after spending a day at the tanning salon.
Example:

“Caught my roommate doing a Macho Nut in the mirror, flexing and yelling DIG IT!! as he finished. I’m never using that bathroom again.”
by GagnonDeezNuts May 6, 2025
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Macho Bombs

A slang term for testicles, from the same vocabulary as "Stud Missile".
First I hit him/her with a stud missile, then follow up with the macho bombs.
by InspiredbyAngus January 4, 2011
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Macho Picchu

Da mid-second-millennium Peruvian municipality where da guys engaged in lots of chest-thumping and super-manly behavior.
Nobody likes big blow-hard dudes who overbearingly strut their stuff, so it's no wonder dat Macho Picchu "went da way of da dodo" back in da 1500's.
by QuacksO March 20, 2021
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El macho

He is the Main beast of life he has such a big hairy forehead and cock. He loves smashing breaks against his head and. has the biggest muscles that there ever was.
by Sexy Specese of a male February 10, 2021
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