Largest pp, at a terrifying 1.3 INCH measurement, not only does she have the largest pp, but she holds the world record, also everyone else is pathetic in pp size compared to her
Bob: Oh, you know mam?! Yeah heard she has a bigger pp than cripple and dumbo combined!
Dumbo: yeah, it’s horrifying
Dumbo: yeah, it’s horrifying
by mamthegreat February 17, 2019
Get the mammug. In the UK, typically somewhere like teeside, this is a phrase to say as a way to promise XYZ is the truth. Mainly used in secondary schools.
Dean: stop chatting shit about my dead nana ya specky cunt!
Mackenzie: what are you on about!?
I didn't say nish. What are you piping up for?
Dean: swear down then.
Mackenzie: mam's life I didn't say ought (out) about your nana, kid fuckin' hell man.
Mackenzie: what are you on about!?
I didn't say nish. What are you piping up for?
Dean: swear down then.
Mackenzie: mam's life I didn't say ought (out) about your nana, kid fuckin' hell man.
by 49seffy March 14, 2022
Get the mam's lifemug. Means your mom gay, but when spoken in a moment of true anger, hatred, and spite, this true curse has the ability to warp the very fabric of reality with its power. it can instantly kill an offending party, cause spontanious combustion, or instantly afflict with Ligma along with numourous other possible effects. One unfortunate victim was transported to Hogwarts but instead of learning magic, was forced to spend 10,000 years doing increasingly complex vector calculus.
Chad: Hi Joe!
Joe: Fuck you Chad I've always hated you
Chad: Huh, what-
Joe: CHE MAM GEY!
Chad: Gets AIDs, Ligma, Bofa, Arthritis, and eczema, then spontantiously combusts, then explodes, then reforms in agonizing pain, and is thrown into the darkest depths of limbo to suffer forever.
Joe: Fuck you Chad I've always hated you
Chad: Huh, what-
Joe: CHE MAM GEY!
Chad: Gets AIDs, Ligma, Bofa, Arthritis, and eczema, then spontantiously combusts, then explodes, then reforms in agonizing pain, and is thrown into the darkest depths of limbo to suffer forever.
by whyamIevenalive July 10, 2023
Get the che mam geymug. by Lazarus Cal September 28, 2020
Get the ior mammug. Young girl from Hartlepool who acts like/looks like a man, usually with a layered bob, who isn't a mam
by marcowh August 21, 2023
Get the Mam headmug. Longing for the motherly attention of a specific mother other than your own.
Particularly prolific in the North East of England.
Very different to the longing for a M.I.L.F.
Particularly prolific in the North East of England.
Very different to the longing for a M.I.L.F.
Timmy was jealous of Jimmy's mam warming Jimmy's jammys on the radiator before bed. Timmy had a canny mam crush on Jimmy's mam like. Eee.
by cheesebagels September 30, 2014
Get the Mam crushmug. by Skinny 💅🏼 July 10, 2019
Get the Lil mammug.