Dildo-Jockey

One who enjoys riding a dildo, man or woman

Sean Seams is such a Dildo-Jockey

by Rockandrolljunkiie January 28, 2009

Jockey Choccy

The residual stain in your underwear after either 'skidding' or 'shitting' yourself.

After being out on the booze, James was unable to hold on and prevent the inevitable Jockey Choccy that followed.

by smithpie October 18, 2014

testosterone jockey

A man (or young man) whose behavior is driven by the uncontrollable urge to prove that he's "more of a man" than the next guy. Always has to be first in line, always has to be the fastest, always has to drink the most, has to control the room, tailgates and weaves dangerously in and out of traffic to pass people, etc. Basically a Type A personality jacked up to extremes.

That testosterone jockey tailgated me in heavy rush hour traffic for 5 miles, then took a dive across 3 lanes to weave around everyone and almost clipped 2 cars in the process.

by StealthAGC June 20, 2013

Jism Jockey

Any individual who loves cum so much they would ride, much like a jockey does, a man's penis in order to milk every last drop of jism from it.

Michael B is such a jism jockey. Yeah he rode like the entire basketball team when he was drunk and horny. What a total faggot.

by Freshness November 3, 2006

jockey box

In the old west, a tool box carried aboard a stage coach where tools and odd parts were kept for emergency repairs.

Hammers, mallets, axle grease, spare wheel retainers, horse shoes, nails, ax and adz, water, odds and ends, etc. Any and all of these might be found in a jockey box.

by Kritiper August 14, 2010

arse jockey

A person who rides another by mounting them and inserting a penile type object into their arse. Used as an insult to bummers...

That man over there is an absolute arse jockey!

by Bummer....... September 19, 2003

Snot Jockey

When one wipes his/her anal crack with another individual's nose, thus riding someone's snot like a horse jockey.
This may either be a form of revenge or punishment, or a means of enhancing masturbation.

After Bob fell asleep, Charlie pulled down his pants and snot jockey'd the hell out of Bob's face.

by Matthew_c_s August 4, 2007