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Tactical Harpooning

The act of pretending a fat high school student who identifies as a gamer is a whale and proceeding to chuck harpoons at them. Seen as a sport by harpoon enthusiasts.
“Look, it’s Ryan!”
“He’s pretty fat, and he’s a gamer!”
You know what that means!”
*Takes out harpoons*
“Let’s play Tactical Harpooning!”
by gamerman November 5, 2019
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harpoon run

A prolonged distance where one must travel fast to avoid harpoons that are fired at them.
harpoon runs are a common game type in Happy Wheels
by MaybeARealWord January 21, 2022
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Harpoon Pussy

A female who has a large vagina.
by AcousticCobra December 22, 2017
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Pass the harpoon

When you're in a club and you and your friend spot a whaledie.
That girl over there is a right whale Pass the harpoon!
by Dockerz March 30, 2017
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Harpooned

The action of a hard, deep sexual penetration. (Past-tense)
Jess: “I heard you went home with Neil last night.”
Samantha: “Gurl, I got harpooned so hard.”
by Thirsty Remixed Ribosome September 16, 2018
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Harpoon

In response to the previous comment regarding the 1st verse in the song"Me & Bobby Mcgee" ...Itis well known that the "Harpoon" is a reference to a syringe used for shooting heroin. The "dirty red bandana" is used to tie off the vein.

Who ever wrote that it meant harmonica is guessing and a trolling fool.
by UrBud November 18, 2016
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