Alex Hancock

The big man ting roadman who's good at getting those Peng girls

Yo who's that roadman?

That's Alex Hancock

by MisterAitch March 25, 2020

Hancock

A mythical political figure with the capacity to appear simultaneously like a frightened rabbit and a serial killer. He specialises in demonising health care workers for misuse of the PPE with which he fails to supply them.

For fucks' sake Hancock, why are you staring creepily at that attractive female Tory councillor?

by Superkid16 April 11, 2020

Hancock

To hancock is the term given to someone willing to simultaneously screw over an entire country and his marriage. It is a term associated with incompetence, distrust and hypocrisy.

Do you take this man/woman to be your lawfully wedded husband/wife, in sickness and in health, until death do you part or until one of you hancock's it.

by I'm trapped send help June 25, 2021

Hancock

To have inappropriate sexual/romantic relations with someone at work.

Gina and Terry in HR are apparently having a hancock.

by Yourwoman November 2, 2021

to hancock

The act of filming a cheating spouse having some kind of intimacy with his/her/it lover.

"You were hanckoded last night with that video on facebook!"
"I saw someone hancocking you on that balcony..."
"I'm trying to hancock Johny over there. Her wife Brenda won't like it..."

by MaiaMan June 28, 2021

Hancock nose

A Hancock nose is a person who is billyless tvless bedroomless Dogless and a massive nostril

- TDAWG MITCHELL

ayo fakeport der has a hancock nose

by fakeallport08 December 11, 2023

Hancocked

A person or thing completely inept at their job

"England matt hancocked their performance against germany"

"Oh my god I have absolutely hancocked my tea"

"I didnt order enough PPE I'm such a matt hancock"

"Kids stop doing that before you completely matt hancock it"

"I've just done a proper matt hancock at work"

"This new watch I've just bought is matt hancocked"

by King Quarmby June 28, 2021