guine

when you lose the touch of reality and then proceed to tweak the fuck out

Person 1: "aye you heard about bro?"
Person 2: "last time i checked he was going guine"

by guineout September 21, 2023

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Guinness

Some makers of Irish stout. I’m drunk as fuck right now on their beer. But, it’s tasty. It tastes like beer. I’m drunk enough. It’s almost like chocolate or coffee in terms taste, but it’s still a good flavor to not distract you enough from getting drunk.

Guinness was established in like, 1759 or something like that. But you gotta try it cause it’s so good. I’m drunk from it and I can feel my Celtic ancestry in it. It makes me high and happy. Guinness is good for you.

by Death Menace July 3, 2023

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Guin

A guin is a human-penguin hybrid. Guins are fiercely protective of other guins and commonly place the welfare of non-guins far below their own kind. Guins also deny the existence of guins and in outside conversation will treat them along the same lines as the loch ness monster, bigfoot, extraterrestrials or the mafia.

There is no such thing as guins. (wink wink)

by CFishbone July 28, 2023

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on Guinness

when your trying to convey that something you did was 100% true.

yes I'm high right now on Guinness bro.

by lifeoftristan November 5, 2022

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Guinness Book of World Records

The book which is actually just a website or it would have reached Mars by now, contains world records. Some of them are crazy, some are weird, some are crazy weird. But it's great to know that if I ever become the first person to eat eggs out of some sort of weird shit, my name gets put in an imaginary book to get me some fame.

TommyInnit: Hey I just got the most followers for a Minecraft Twitch Channel.
Also TommyInnit: Won't stop bragging about cuz its the GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS duh.

by I_hasAcat June 5, 2022

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