Brexit Geezer

A Brexit Geezer is typically someone named joey hampshire that tends to head to bed during any time right after dawn
Hey that joey guy is a complete Brexit Geezer its only 9:00PM and he's goin to bed
by connels a fag April 19, 2023
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geezer bird

A girl who dresses or looks like a man.
Also see Mushmalt
Shes a right geezer bird
by Ben Davis November 06, 2003
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GEEZER PLEASER

A younger woman who carries on with an older man.
Gawd I can't believe Ronda. That fossil has to be sixty and she's twenty four. What a geezer pleaser!
by helmetshortbus September 22, 2010
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retired geezers

Old retired guys who have too much time on their hands.
They are characterized by a lack of patience, which is surprising considering the fact that they probably have nothing better to do than watch Family Fued.
Quite often they start their own blog.
Retired Geezers are the guys with the little change purse in their pockets, who insist on counting out the exact change in the checkout line ahead of me. Usually they get it wrong or don't have the correct amount.
"Dude, that's what they pay the Clerks to do".
by Retired Geezer May 31, 2006
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Geezer Clone

by Gazorpazerg September 11, 2020
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amazing geezer

UK (only?) : amazing + geezer = amazing geezer

Top bloke, Good man, male person who went above and beyond (the call of duty).
Guy1: That Jeff guy is an amazing geezer; he lent me the cab fare to get home. When I tried to pay him back he said, "keep it as a birthday present"!
Guy2: Sweet! Yeah, he's smarter all right. He paid for my hash too!
by Mart2038 May 31, 2015
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Triple Geezer

When a woman inserts your penis, and both testicles in her oral cavity as an act of sexual pleasure / debauchery
" Yo, you know Karen? The chick from last night? the catholic girl ? That bitch hit me with the triple geezer !!"
by WhoAmI667 September 16, 2019
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