Elephant in Egg

When you define a small problem as a big problem.

- I'm desperate, my SUV is dirty
- So sad! it's an elephant in egg!

by Altiplano September 02, 2006

Elephant piss

An epic piss resulting from supersizing that coke at the theaters.

Duuuude, that was waaaay too much Vault. I gotta go take and elephant piss.

by Kratos3 August 22, 2009

Elephant Shit

All news/propiganda from American right wing mass media. Made generally for simple minded folks but has been known to grind away at IQ levels and crush hopes and faith in humanity.

FOX,CNN,MSNBC mostly spew Elephant Shit

I can't believe I pay for this Fucking Elephant Shit!!
Rush is full of Elephant Shit!
We are up to our ears in Elephant Shit!!!

by Hatchetman1 February 18, 2010

gay elephant

An extremely fat gay guy who loves to take it up the ass

Dude Eric is such a gay elephant

by YELLOWMAN February 23, 2015

Elephant Tug

To jerk ones dick.

Pichu gave an elephant tug.
Inferno is to young to get elephant tugs.

by Elephant Tug November 09, 2014

Golden Elephant

A sexually explicit act involving two male participants, in which one participant is made to lie prostrate on a matt or other soft or spongy surface while the other partakes in an act of sexual urination on the first participant. Urination is typically undertaken systematically along the length of the body in a style reminiscent of an elephant's use of its trunk, thereby invoking the moniker. In the southern hemisphere urination typically proceeds from the bottom up.

"You owe me a Golden Elephant", "When are you going to give me that Golden Elephant that you promised?" or "When am I going to get my Golden Elephant", etc...

by ZeHamster May 25, 2009

elephant walking

the act of a group of guys walking around in public holding on to one anothers penises.

dude, we went elephant walking the other day at the play ground. all the kids were staring at us.

by Kevin223 January 18, 2009