Cathy: "OMG I just dry humped Richard Lewis in the bathroom. I am so gonna add him to the list."
Jennifer: "You are the lamest star collector i have ever met."
Cathy: "ROCK ON!"
Jennifer: "You are the lamest star collector i have ever met."
Cathy: "ROCK ON!"
by grimfish December 31, 2007
Contrary to popular belief, the debt collector is not a jackass government worker, they are average people trying to make a buck. Although people think the debt collector is the asshole, the real asshole is the debtor. The debtor (aka anyone who owes a debt because they received a service which they in all their dumbassery think they don't need to pay for) is by far the dumbest person alive, believing that hanging up or telling the collector they dont have a job/moved far far away to save their stupid ass from being collected on will help, however, it will not as the collector can literally find out any sort of information on the debtor that they want, anything from where they work/live to their social security number the debtor is so dumb in fact that the collector becomes more and more depressed every day, not because the idiot debtor hurts their feelings, but because they witness firsthand the decline of the human IQ, which seems to decrease daily.
Debt Collector: Hi is Adam D***** there?
Debtor: What's this about?
Collector: I can only disclose the information to Adam.
Debtor: yeah, I get it, you can't say because you've been "dee-structed" to do so, right?
(this is an actual conversation I had with one of these morons)
Debtor: What's this about?
Collector: I can only disclose the information to Adam.
Debtor: yeah, I get it, you can't say because you've been "dee-structed" to do so, right?
(this is an actual conversation I had with one of these morons)
by Broseph919191 December 11, 2011
Someone who is lame, uncool, tired, or just generally boring.
Other forms of the term -
"Couch Collecting" - The act of being boring/lame
"Couch Collection" - A group or series of things that are boring.
Other forms of the term -
"Couch Collecting" - The act of being boring/lame
"Couch Collection" - A group or series of things that are boring.
Lyda: I broke up with my boyfriend because he was too boring.
Bryant: Yeah, he was a total couch collector.
Will: This party is lame.
Pete: Yeah, these people are couch collecting.
James: What did you do last night?
Rodney: Well I felt sick so I just stayed at home and collected couches.
Hank: I can't believe the professor expects us to read all these crappy books.
Karen: Yeah, this is a total couch collection.
Bryant: Yeah, he was a total couch collector.
Will: This party is lame.
Pete: Yeah, these people are couch collecting.
James: What did you do last night?
Rodney: Well I felt sick so I just stayed at home and collected couches.
Hank: I can't believe the professor expects us to read all these crappy books.
Karen: Yeah, this is a total couch collection.
by wayoutofplace February 09, 2008
Doctor 1: We need a trustworthy semen collector in order to assure further research.
Doctor 2: I heard Jack is known worldwide for his semen collecting abilities.
Doctor 1: I will look into hiring him.
Doctor 2: I heard Jack is known worldwide for his semen collecting abilities.
Doctor 1: I will look into hiring him.
by Nigger licker October 23, 2013
by Monteee-ro January 25, 2011
by Rizzou January 06, 2009
He said he's interested in me, but seeing all the female friends he has on myspace makes me think he's an art collector.
by Luminosa September 08, 2006