penis blender

The act of inserting 3 penii into an asian woman.

Me, Trey, and Ray Ray ran a penis blender on Suzi Suzuki.

by thejameshimself July 25, 2006

blender

Used in the game Gunz (www.gunzonline.com) to describe a sword fight where one guy is stuck in the middle and everyone slashes him up to pieces, like a blender

*guy1 gets slashed to pieces*
guy2:lol blender
guy1:I'm a person not a meat loaf :(...

by AGunZFan July 8, 2005

German Blender

A German Blender occurs when you take a girl on a lazy river and lay her inside four or five inner tubes on the water. As she floats down the river, you spin, churning up her insides and causing her to become nauseous. After a few minutes inside the blender, the girl can no longer take it and hurls all over your penis and testicles. She then proceeds to suck it off, making it a sexual experience to say the least.

If you and a girl want to get down, and are at a water park, try the German Blender. It goes as follows.
Cindy: I really want to suck your penis.
Bo: That would be nice, but since we are at a water park, let's try the German Blender!

by Animalraper69 April 22, 2011

blender

a party with lots-o-booze

"hey, you goin to the blender on new years?"

by chanel aim: drunk sincerityx December 9, 2004

gender blender

Very similar to a gender bender which is a person who outwardly exhibits characteristics of both men and women except this involves someone who identifies as one gender but who exhibits more characteristics of the other in terms of manner and demeanor as opposed to matters pertaining to dress, makeup and the like.

Daryl wears men's clothes, enjoys typically male pursuits, doesn't want to be female and isn't gay yet he talks with an effeminate lisp and has very prominent Jazz hands. He's not a welcome addition to the local gun club even though he's banged over 500 women. He's a real gender blender.

by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017

mexican blender

the act of putting 2 or more substances in your mouth and vigorously shaking your head then swallowing

cam: hey sarah want to mexican blender this pre workout with me

sarah: yeah pass me the creatine

by supcuh January 26, 2021

broken blender

When you put three fingers in a girls ass and spin it real fast...

I gave my girl a broken blender and it got shit all over.

by jvg113 November 1, 2017