Star spangled banner

When you have 50 dingleberries stuck in your asshole hair and you bend over and spread it wide in front of a fan to dry out.

“Hey ma! Uncle Garfield’s got a star spangled banner.”

by Ickybrainfartsyndrome April 3, 2023

Retirement Banner

When you display all of your highest achievements on a game before you log off for the last time

You haven’t quit the game until you make a retirement banner

by Bob-Ross June 16, 2024

Star Spangers Banner

The sign, usually made from/of cardboard, that homeless or poor people fly requesting help for food or financial assistance.

Hey that guy seems authentically homeless flying that Star Spangers Banner so let's go kick him down these leftovers and some change.

by InVintor November 24, 2023

banner trip

When one is watching a news clip, while trying to read the distracting banner below for a while,
which goes left to right. then cast one's eyes up to the actual clip, and it trippingly slides right to left,
like one is on acid.

"Hold on. I'll tell you what I think of the Smerconish clip, when the banner trip wears off."

by Matthias Ward October 14, 2023

Banner Bunny

When a girl loves rodeo, but is over the buckles and spurs and knows the real men have banners in the arena…

That girl is such a banner bunny, 100’s of punchy cowboys but she skips the line straight to the top and goes for the Ranch owner instead…

by uncleL March 14, 2022

Banner James jacobs

A 20 year old virgin by the name of banner James jacobs.

Banner James jacobs has never been laid

by Someone who’s been laid June 24, 2023

living banner

An annoying person who intensively promotes his political views to everyone and everywhere, by any means, despite the fact that no one wants to read or hear them.

-I painted an entire city with anarchist slogans today
-You're such a living banner, Tommy, get a life and a job

by Coco Jambo November 12, 2021