July 26th is national exchange nudes with James day. If you didn’t yesterday like you were supposed to- you have to today . *James girlfriend only,* as he doesn’t want any nudes but hers!
by Imjustanurbandictionaryhoe July 25, 2020
“Hey Haley, guess what today is?
“What”
“February 26th”
“What does that mean?”
“It means i get to hug (cuddle) you”
“What”
“February 26th”
“What does that mean?”
“It means i get to hug (cuddle) you”
by yunhos_hoe November 09, 2019
The day an absolute retarded legend was born. An absolute sarcastic FUCKING TosSER who cannot keep his wit to himself. On this day you are obligated to speak in HHHHHHHHs and peace signs, and pair your 👊s to your 🤠s or face execution. If you were born on April 26th you are in luck, because that makes you an honorary Miles boy, yeehaw or piss the fuck off m’heartys.
by Supermarioinrealloif October 19, 2019
Today Is national handjob day, Either ask your girlfriend or your crush for a handjob. Their goal as simple as : make you cum.
by Anonymous person16 September 21, 2019
by Jonnyhasatinypingus May 27, 2019
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