textual relations

When you have a secret relationship, so secret you can't even talk on the phone for fear of being overheard, so you text each other.

"THEY will be home tonight, so we'll have to have textual relations."

by tw41 September 5, 2014

Textually attractive

A textually attractive person texts in complete sentences, uses proper grammar, is witty and otherwise intelligent sounding in written communication.

“The woman I met on Hinge says she’s willing to meet with me because after several nights of being of texting, she confessed she finds me incredibly textually attractive !”

by PaKir February 28, 2019

Textually transmitted unease

revolutionary dissident writing

Salman Rushdie's The Satanic Verses caused textually transmitted unease throughout the ummah

by Wally Keeler March 6, 2009

textballs

the ability to text something that you would not be able to say face to face.

ohhhhhhhhh, you got some textballs huh?

thats some textballs you got there!

by willis george October 29, 2010

Textual Assault

The acting of continually text messaging an acquaintance 5 or more times regarding a particular subject, typically resulting in irritation of the receiver.

"Jane is textually assaulting me over this school project. She needs to chill the fuck out".
"Laura was pissed after the textual assault she received from Jane".

by BlaneyGirl May 30, 2014

textual harassment

Repeatedly texting one's cell phone to the point of harassment

This dude won't stop texting me. I think I might file for "textual harassment.

by Terri L August 6, 2007

textual

Describing sexual relations comitted via Internet text, and especially via chat programs, a la MSN Messenger/AIM/etc.

Love me textually, kittentits.

by seann May 28, 2006