Road Texter

A person who walks straight into the road whilst texting, safe in the knowledge that his/her mobile phone generates a force-field that will protect them from cycle couriers going about their business.

I was cycling down Regent Street yesterday, when this Road Texter stepped out in front of me and nearly knocked me off my bike.

by Cycle Courier August 10, 2010

Dry Texter

Someone who texts with all the personality of a wet ball of yarn. Their text messages are mainly 1 word or abbreviations

All he said to me yesterday was hi and gtg, he's such a dry texter

by SarcasmSanwich June 15, 2023

Sweaty Texter

See Definition: Sweaty Gamer
Applicable to those who text religiously and obnoxiously instead of gaming.

Ugh, they're such a sweaty texter.

by CreativeInsomnia September 07, 2010

Urgent texter

Someone who replies immediately to a text

"Thank you for responding immediately, you are an urgent texter!"

by HOTDEPUTYMOMMA July 13, 2015

voice texter

Someone who is over the age of 40, uses the term “millennial” overtly, and whines about technology constantly.

My dad is a voice texter, because he is unaware that he looks like a twat in public talking into his phone saying “period” every time he needs to end a sentence.

by fuckdenmark April 22, 2019

Emo Texter

Someone who has long, dark, and unnecessary text messages .

That guy is a Emo Texter, He wouldn't stop texting me with these crazy long explanations of how he feels inside.

by Goood One June 04, 2015

Multi Texter

Someone who can hold a texting conversation while doing some other kind of task

"I was doing my homework, going to the bathroom, and feeding my dog at the same time."
"Woah, you're such a good multi texter."

by toto hoho May 20, 2009