techblocked

Adj. -- 1) prevented from accomplishing some task as a result of a technological failure or glitch; 2) a disabling sense of anxiety or insecurity produced by technological change.

"I tried to print out my paper, but I was techblocked by the f'ing printer."
"My father wants to set up his router, but he's feeling completely techblocked."

by Frederick Lane May 15, 2014

textbook education

Learning something intellectually, as from written or verbal instruction, rather than learning through actual experience.

Although he had received a very thorough textbook education in how to deliver a baby, the intern had no hands-on experience with actual childbirth.

by NW Knows January 20, 2016

Textbook Jockey

Someone who knows nothing except what they have learnt in textbooks. They are closed minded insincere and backwards thinking.

Girl 1: How did your therapy session go yesterday?

Guy: It was a waste of time, just another textbook jockey... She was literally reading me questions straight from her computer.

by my mAin Hack June 22, 2016

textbook error

A blatantly obvious mistake.

When someone turns up for an exam and forgets to bring a pen. This is a textbook error.

by claramca January 17, 2018

Thotblock

The act of putting your hand in a thots face and blocking it from speaking

Man: “I had to thotblock a thot last night, she kept trying to have sexual relations with me.”

by Thotblocked June 10, 2018

titblock

a group of women who are showing their boobs

thats a huge titblock over there so go on

by the big wiggle lolipop October 28, 2018

textbook knowledge

Knowledge referring to any thing what so ever. Like any question that u ask would refer to a textbook.

Judges are not allowed to ask questions about textbook knowledge.

by Jonathan Eudes Du-Moullin May 12, 2019