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The lord is testing me

Bruh, My boyfriend got me so fuckin horny. When I get em alone Ima just 😩. The lord is testing me.

In my example it's Boyxnonbinary person
Nonbinary human: one sec... the lord is testing me today.
by LORD OF MURDERRRR January 7, 2022
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im sorry mods im testing the blue text

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what is “ im sorry mods im testing the blue textthats crazy
by drewhateclub January 15, 2023
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testical

adj.

1. Fearing of any danger to a testicle.
2. Endangering a testicle.
1. He has been very testical since his wife purchased the chains and whip.
2. Needles are testical when held at groin level.
by MindVirus June 30, 2008
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Testicability

of or being able to have testicles.
I love my testicability
by Scott December 16, 2003
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testical rape

Rubbing the penis on ones balls uncosentually
I’m gonna rape your balls(testical rape)
by Testical rapist123 November 28, 2017
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Animal Testing

The systematic approach to find which farm animal will give you the greatest amount of pleasure. This usually is done by running out to a local farm every night and having sex with a couple of the animals. Animals that kick, bite, remain dry, smell bad, or are too loose can be eliminated in this test.
“After conducting three months of animal testing I have discovered that nothing can replace your mother.”
by Nob April 28, 2004
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