the two coolest girls in the whole galaxy. everyone strides to be as cool as them. they have their own secret language and love life more than any other human being.
by lifelover10 February 8, 2010
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by Gersh money November 24, 2016
Get the jake and tess mug.An unfortunate woman that lacks empathy, understanding and love.
Too old to make immature, childish comments to hurt others, but she does because for some sad reason it makes her feel empowered.
Little girls tear others apart, woman empower another.
Lacks the ability to look inward to understand why she likes being mean.
Insightful tip..
you're only hurting yourself and how ppl look at you when spewing hate.
#sad #unaware #basic #vindictive #toxic
Too old to make immature, childish comments to hurt others, but she does because for some sad reason it makes her feel empowered.
Little girls tear others apart, woman empower another.
Lacks the ability to look inward to understand why she likes being mean.
Insightful tip..
you're only hurting yourself and how ppl look at you when spewing hate.
#sad #unaware #basic #vindictive #toxic
Thats Tess is a real man she has a bigger penis even then chewbacca ! Too bad it doesnt belong on her !
by JawJacker August 2, 2019
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by Hdbd jgwkwysnzj April 15, 2020
Get the Tess mug.A person who is always threatening to shank man's but doesn't even have a shank. Usually will threaten to fight you behind Tesco's but you know they won't show. If they call you clapped then they're probably talking about their reflection and not you.
Person 1: I'm gonna batter her with a big macdown MacDonalds I swear!
Person 2: no dont bother, she's a Tess
Person 2: no dont bother, she's a Tess
by Mandemlikejeff March 24, 2020
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