A male who is usally a heartbreaker. Dates the same girl multiple times and breaks up with her whenever he feels like it, but then expects to get back together 5 minutes later. Usually short. Sweet when wants to be. Likes 2 girls at a time. Basically just an asshole!!!
by Dollfaceee. April 28, 2009
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n. Violent, simultaneous manual and oral stimulation of your partner which causes her/him such discomfort that her/his pleas for cessation are almost audible above the cringe-inducing sounds of her/his ripping flesh.
v. To rape a girl with your hand or tongue.
adj forms (tarranted, tarrantesque)
See also tarranter--one who tarrants
v. To rape a girl with your hand or tongue.
adj forms (tarranted, tarrantesque)
See also tarranter--one who tarrants
Man that girl told the nigga to stop, but he kept on tarrantin her anyway. Now he's doing 5 and he never even got his dick wet.
by JerrardT September 12, 2009
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A pseudo-profession that any of us can claim to have.
It sounds real if you say it with a straight face.
A pseudo-profession that any of us can claim to have.
It sounds real if you say it with a straight face.
Your at a bar and the girl you're trying to pick up asks, "So, what do you do?"
In the past you've used, "I'm a doctor (or pilot, NFL Quarterback or other professions you're NOT) to impress her to get into her boudoir.
They don't work on today's savvy single. Besides she may be a doctor, or pilot, or other professions ... and actually KNOW an NFL Quarterback. Getting busted sucks.
Tell her, "I'm a terranaut working in the private sector, now. The work is exciting, but dangerous. In fact, the reason I'm in town is to escort my (friend, boss, replacement, government inspector, etc) back to the jobsite. I'm leaving tomorrow. For security reasons I can't say more about that.
But what about you? What do you do?"
This makes you sound (1) interested in her, and (2) like you used to work for the government. (3) The job is a little dangerous and (4) very mysterious - These are things that attract women. Also, the bit about you leaving make the one-night-stand more acceptable.
Man - you're in like Flint, now!
In the past you've used, "I'm a doctor (or pilot, NFL Quarterback or other professions you're NOT) to impress her to get into her boudoir.
They don't work on today's savvy single. Besides she may be a doctor, or pilot, or other professions ... and actually KNOW an NFL Quarterback. Getting busted sucks.
Tell her, "I'm a terranaut working in the private sector, now. The work is exciting, but dangerous. In fact, the reason I'm in town is to escort my (friend, boss, replacement, government inspector, etc) back to the jobsite. I'm leaving tomorrow. For security reasons I can't say more about that.
But what about you? What do you do?"
This makes you sound (1) interested in her, and (2) like you used to work for the government. (3) The job is a little dangerous and (4) very mysterious - These are things that attract women. Also, the bit about you leaving make the one-night-stand more acceptable.
Man - you're in like Flint, now!
by The REAL Bambino September 9, 2010
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Ex- I HAD A FRIEND WHO MOVED THREE TIMES FROM SHAWNIGAN LAKE TO VICTORIA AND BACK AGAIN IN THE SAME AMOUNT OF WEEKS.
I GUESS YOU COULD SAY SHE WAS OFF AGAIN SHAWNIGAN!!!!!! (BOO HISSSSSSSSSSSSS)
Ex- I HAD A FRIEND WHO MOVED THREE TIMES FROM SHAWNIGAN LAKE TO VICTORIA AND BACK AGAIN IN THE SAME AMOUNT OF WEEKS.
I GUESS YOU COULD SAY SHE WAS OFF AGAIN SHAWNIGAN!!!!!! (BOO HISSSSSSSSSSSSS)
by WACKADOODLE July 17, 2009
Get the TARRANTISM mug.As an astronaut is to the space program, the terranaut is to living on the earth ... only snootier.
A pseudo-profession that any of us can claim to have.
It sounds real if you say it with a straight face.
A pseudo-profession that any of us can claim to have.
It sounds real if you say it with a straight face.
You are at a bar and the girl you're trying to pick up asks, "So, what do you do?"
In the past you've used, "I'm a doctor (or pilot, NFL Quarterback or other professions you're NOT) to impress her to get into her boudoir.
They don't work on today's savvy single. Besides she may be a doctor, or pilot, or other professions ... and actually KNOW an NFL Quarterback. Getting busted sucks.
Tell her, "I'm a terranaut working in the private sector, now. The work is exciting, but dangerous. In fact, the reason I'm in town is to escort my (friend, boss, replacement, government inspector, etc) back to the jobsite. I'm leaving tomorrow. For security reasons I can't say more about that.
But what about you? What do you do?"
This makes you sound like you used to work for the government. The job is a little dangerous and very mysterious - two things that attract women. Also, the bit about you leaving make the one-night-stand more acceptable.
Man - you're in like Flint, now!
In the past you've used, "I'm a doctor (or pilot, NFL Quarterback or other professions you're NOT) to impress her to get into her boudoir.
They don't work on today's savvy single. Besides she may be a doctor, or pilot, or other professions ... and actually KNOW an NFL Quarterback. Getting busted sucks.
Tell her, "I'm a terranaut working in the private sector, now. The work is exciting, but dangerous. In fact, the reason I'm in town is to escort my (friend, boss, replacement, government inspector, etc) back to the jobsite. I'm leaving tomorrow. For security reasons I can't say more about that.
But what about you? What do you do?"
This makes you sound like you used to work for the government. The job is a little dangerous and very mysterious - two things that attract women. Also, the bit about you leaving make the one-night-stand more acceptable.
Man - you're in like Flint, now!
by The REAL Bambino September 9, 2010
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